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Posted on 6/18/16 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7188 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

got it from Dons raw oysters in Hammond once

I worked there in High School. What you say does not surprise me. That place was disgusting.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

, it sucks donkey and had to miss my tee time today. That's all. ?


Why did you miss it? You have 18 holes to dispense your body fluids.
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 4:29 pm to
We don't need details, everyone knows what's involved when it comes to food poisoning, but I do feel your pain. I got that shite from eating a shitty meat pie from the walmart deli.

I ate it then about two hours later I started feeling bad then it went down hill from there. It lasted about 2.5 days, but it was horrible.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7230 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:18 pm to
Lysol
Ginger ale
Crackers
Pedialyte
Ginger chewing gum
Potassium pills
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6686 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:47 pm to
If you really have food poisoning, you wouldn't be posting on a message board and making jokes about bad TV.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73753 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:54 pm to
I always wonder the % of accuracy regarding people's inferences on the source of their food poisoning.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 6:58 pm to
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I always wonder the % of accuracy regarding people's inferences on the source of their food poisoning.


This. It's usually what you ate several hours or even days ago that caused you to be sick....not the last thing you ate.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73753 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

This. It's usually what you ate several hours or even days ago that caused you to be sick....not the last thing you ate.


That's what I thought, as well. When I see people talking about food poisoning, I always think, "Poor restaurant."

I remember a few months back cussing Mellow Mushroom Mediterranean Pizza leftovers in my mind, only to eventually find out that I had Flu B.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:06 pm to
quote:


In Orlando for son's baseball tournament it was late and the kids were hungry. From there the details get real shitty


ISWYDT
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77726 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:09 pm to
Yeah I've been dealing with it since yesterday. fricking cramps are the worst. I don't remember cramps the last time I had food poisoning. I just wanted to take a runny shite all day and nothing would come out. I finally put my feet on my sons step stool while on the throne and the gate fricking opened. I feel much better now.

It sucks because I was supposed to go to Atlanta this weekend. Oh well.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10388 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Nothing worse than vomiting and shitting at the same time.


Add being 7 months pregnant and having to crawl to the bathroom.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:15 pm to
Lol. Last year I couldn't take ANYTHING. Sip of water? Let's shite that out and your kidney. Oh, another sip to quench that exorcism? Loosen that butthole up and let it flow baby!

Worst 10 days of my life. So raw.

was my running motto

Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77726 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 7:38 pm to
10 days? frick
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16269 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

I just wanted to take a runny shite all day and nothing would come out. I finally put my feet on my sons step stool while on the throne and the gate fricking opened. I feel much better now.


I think we gonna need more details didn't get much of a visual from this
This post was edited on 6/18/16 at 8:30 pm
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

If you really have food poisoning, you wouldn't be posting on a message board and making jokes about bad TV.


Yeah, he just got sick off of some bad food or has a bug. REAL food poisoning will put you in the hospital......for days sometimes.

Still feel sorry for the guy. I just don't think it is actually "food poisoning." A lot of people make that mistake.
Posted by zmanthetigerfan
Prairieville, LA
Member since Oct 2015
889 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 8:37 pm to
I've only had it once...and once was enough. I had that light headed-about to black out feeling for almost 2 days I was so dehydrated. I'd drink a glass of water and 10 min later it would come right back up. Fever, chills, constant explosions from both ends. It was horrible. When I finally got back to work people were telling me I had noticibly lost weight.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
11295 posts
Posted on 6/18/16 at 9:01 pm to
It's bad really bad, but only lasted like 36 hours both times I had it. Didn't think it went on longer than that
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:02 am to
There's a difference though. Food poisoning can wreck you for 24-36 hours (I just take liquid craps for 24 hours). Stomach flu/virus is the devil dropping out of your butthole, raw dogging you on the way out, and taking out all the fluids of your body while emitting a faucet on/off sound.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:05 am to
Got it yesterday. fricking blows. Just got over it a few hours ago. Slept as much as possible all day. Sucks burning a Saturday.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
77726 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 12:13 am to


This. It felt weird, but damn if it wasn't effective.
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