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Florida woman charged with setting fire to home over missing towel

Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:55 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:55 am
Must have been a special damn towel.



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A Florida woman set fire to a converted woodshed that another woman was living in following an argument over a missing towel
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A woman told Alachua County deputies that she was renting the shed from Hamilton and living there with her two dogs. The woman said Hamilton had been drunk and threatened to “burn her out” because of a missing towel that had sentimental value to Hamilton.
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About 20 minutes after the fight, the tenant said she smelled something burning and then saw smoke. The woman said she got out of the shed, but her puppy fled under the furniture and died in the fire.
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Hamilton told detectives she didn't know how the fire started. A neighbor’s surveillance showed Hamilton crouching next to the shed several times, just before the building caught fire.


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Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122548 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:56 am to
Her face looks like its in the beginning stages of melting.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:57 am to
JFC........ that has to be waaaayyyy older than just 57
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122548 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:58 am to
She definitely has been rode hard and put up wet.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:59 am to
and this is why we search for intelligent life in the universe, but intelligent life in the universe skips over Earth
Posted by The Sea Otter
AR-Kansas
Member since Mar 2019
583 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:59 am to
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Florida

Posted by Zchlsu
Twin Peaks, Washington
Member since Jan 2011
7531 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:59 am to
That's a "I have no teeth" look if I've ever seen one.
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Marathon, FL
Member since Oct 2005
14751 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:00 am to
That's the most Florida woman face I've ever seen. Pall-Malls, Big Gulps, Lotto tickets, rusted out Trans-Ams, and dirty kids with no shoes.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16448 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:00 am to
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set fire to a converted woodshed

She burnt down sheryl’s she shed?!?!?
This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 9:01 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122548 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:02 am to
We need Florida.. It makes the rest of us look normal.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62220 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:03 am to
Found it

Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:04 am to
Well, I guess the guys in all those "Florida Man..." stories gotta have mothers and grandmothers.
Posted by The Sea Otter
AR-Kansas
Member since Mar 2019
583 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:06 am to
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We need Florida.. It makes the rest of us look normal.


This post was edited on 5/19/20 at 9:11 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:29 am to
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Well, I guess the guys in all those "Florida Man..." stories gotta have mothers and grandmothers.


It takes all kinds
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47781 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:42 am to
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Alachua County


20 miles from Gainesville.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29729 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:55 am to
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sets fire to home

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home

That’s a stretch
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 10:02 am to
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Florida


It must be all the phosphate in the ground water that causes the craziness in that state.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110754 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 10:09 am to
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Her face looks like its in the beginning stages of melting.


Or the middle stages of mething.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42530 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 10:10 am to
It is the principal


I respect it
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4244 posts
Posted on 5/19/20 at 10:16 am to
Came here to laugh at the idea of someone in Florida living in a wood shed, or how her husband must be the bitter beer face guy, but the fact that a puppy died in the fire is f'ed up. F that piece of trash.
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