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re: Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student

Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7253 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:42 pm to
Would you rather fight five 8 year old students or eight 5 year old students?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:43 pm to
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It's very easy to not get beat up by a 5 year old without hitting them.


Edit: didn’t see the not in front of beat up. You are correct.
This post was edited on 3/7/22 at 1:51 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:44 pm to
a 5 yr old not knowing right from wrong is the definition of a parenting fail.
This post was edited on 3/7/22 at 1:46 pm
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18296 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:45 pm to
chances that this kid is related to Greg Oden which really makes him 15?
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17579 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:45 pm to
Was this like a 70 year old woman or something. How tf do you get your arse beat this bad by a 5-year old.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80355 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:46 pm to
Not very hard to avoid the reach of a 5 yr old.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50745 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

What adult can't take a 5 yr old?

My wife is a teacher. In Louisiana, if this happened to my wife, she is legally required to not defend herself. If she lays one finger on the student, she gets fired. Regardless of what the student is doing to her. The principal has told her in the past “you defend yourself if something ever happens but if it leaves a red mark on the kids skin, the I have to take action” otherwise she gets fired.

The law is frickED UP for teachers.
This post was edited on 3/7/22 at 1:48 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16767 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

It's very easy to not get beat up by a 5 year old without hitting them.





And even easier if you do
Posted by Vlatket
Member since Oct 2016
7475 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:48 pm to
Was this 5 year old 6 feet tall or something? Or did she get on her knee to tie a shoe and he seized his opportunity. Jeez, a kindergartner smh.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
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88185 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:52 pm to
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How weak do you have to be to get absolutely worked by a 5 year old?


Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3898 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:52 pm to
Was his name Michael Myers?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139420 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

My wife is a teacher. In Louisiana, if this happened to my wife, she is legally required to not defend herself. If she lays one finger on the student, she gets fired. Regardless of what the student is doing to her. The principal has told her in the past “you defend yourself if something ever happens but if it leaves a red mark on the kids skin, the I have to take action” otherwise she gets fired.

The law is frickED UP for teachers.


Yep, anyone who knows how schools are run, knows this. If a kid gets unruly in my wife's class, she calls the principle and gets out of the way. No way she needs to take a chance on getting either injured, sued or fired.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:55 pm to
on the off chance i get beat to sleep by a 5 yr old. i'd just say i slipped and fell rather than tell the world the truth.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69087 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:55 pm to
I wonder if the kid smokes Newport’s or Kools.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7662 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:56 pm to
More than likely, the teacher is trying to get the kid removed from the class.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
794 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:03 pm to
We should definitely prosecute this 5 year old to the fullest capabilities of the law. Also, maybe we can start a GoFundMe for some self defense lessons for the teacher.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

We should definitely prosecute this 5 year old's


parents

quote:

to the fullest capabilities of the law
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108974 posts
Posted on 3/7/22 at 2:07 pm to
This is unfathomable to process how this can happen.
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