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Florida Rattle Snake opens a can of whoop arse on her baw.

Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:04 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34413 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:04 am


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A woman arrested for domestic violence attacked a man in the style of wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, according to an account provided to cops by the victim, records show. Chastity Bodnar, 23, got into a physical altercation with Coty Lee Havens, 26, Saturday afternoon at a residence in Fort Pierce, Florida, an arrest affidavit notes. Havens said that Bodnar, pictured above, “got upset when he told her that she drinks too much,” police reported. Havens said that an “enraged” Bodnar first “threw her phone at him striking him in the throat.” He then walked out of the house and into the attached garage, with Bodnar following, police say.


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Inside the garage, Bodnar “took two beer cans” and proceeded to "Stone Cold Steve Austin my arse," Havens said, adding that Bodnar “went crazy on him.” Havens told police that he was forced to pin Bodnar to the ground until officers arrived at the home. “I observed two beer cans in the garage that appeared to be crushed in the general vicinity of where incident occurred,” a sheriff’s deputy reported. The court filing does not reveal whether Bodnar attempted Austin’s famous finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner. One of Austin’s other trademarks was the shotgunning of two cans of beer, which the wrestler tossed aside after they were simultaneously drained. Bodnar was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge and booked into the county jail early Saturday night. She was released from custody Sunday afternoon. Havens (seen below) was also arrested after he allegedly fought with the cops who arrived to investigate the domestic disturbance call.






Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:06 am to
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Coty Lee Havens


If that aint a Baw name.
Posted by Gray12
Great State of Texas
Member since Apr 2018
480 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:07 am to
She could use the free “gym” in prison. Might turn lesbian when she gets out.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124330 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:07 am to
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Chastity Bodnar, 23, got into a physical altercation with Coty Lee Havens, 26



I guess she won the




Chastity belt
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17024 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:08 am to
Not saying i wouldn’t hit it

However, I’m gonna rate this is as if i have gone a while without any and had consumed quite a few beers, i probably would.

My only request is for her to be enraged while we have relations. That sounds kinda hot
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:10 am to
quote:

The court filing does not reveal whether Bodnar attempted Austin’s famous finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner.


Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8518 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:27 am to
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“took two beer cans” and proceeded to "Stone Cold Steve Austin my arse," Havens said, 


Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79209 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:29 am to
Never go full Stone Cold Stunna’
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:32 am to
White trash gonna white trash




















Oh btw: RENT FREE ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH 24-7

You know who you are
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131420 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:33 am to
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62453 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 7:41 am to
Wait, he said “you drink too much “ and she said “You got that right “ crushed 2 beers and drank them over head, then started pummeling the dude? That’s some epic break up...,”ain’t got time for this shite” moment.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:03 am to
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Havens (seen below) was also arrested after he allegedly fought with the cops who arrived to investigate the domestic disturbance call.


Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1337 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:06 am to
She's shaped like a thumb.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16577 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:15 am to
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“threw her phone at him striking him in the throat.”


She whizzed that thing at him like a ninja star
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38543 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:21 am to
Where we're these Stone Cold impersonators when I was in Florida?
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2344 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:23 am to
And this is why I have been coming to the OT for 15 years. Thanks good sir and have an upvote
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
738 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 8:26 am to
OP's title... well done

Posted by sodcutterjones
Member since May 2018
1243 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:08 am to
Half the beer is spilled out before he even turns it up
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15821 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:09 am to
That’s no rattle snake....that’s a GDKC!!!!
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20047 posts
Posted on 8/21/19 at 9:44 am to
Made for each other!
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