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Florida man lights farts and dies in meth lab explosion
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:05 am
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:05 am
Sorry if this is Germans, but WTF.
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Oh, and the guy:
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The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his arse off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.
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The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
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Oh, and the guy:
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:06 am to Spaceman Spiff
Florida board.
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:06 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
I mean, I'm not sure how hard I'd laugh if someone brought this to my attention to sue
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:08 am to Spaceman Spiff
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she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:08 am to Spaceman Spiff
Yeah Florida but this has to be in the Top 5 threads of the Year.....but this
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The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing
is in a class by itself
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 10:12 am
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:10 am to Spaceman Spiff
Oh, Flurida.
Don't you go changin'.
Don't you go changin'.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:10 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:10 am to Spaceman Spiff
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The woman plans on suing Chipotle
Call Morris. "One Bic, That's It."
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:10 am to Spaceman Spiff
quote:One of the best headlines I've ever read.
Florida man lights farts and dies in meth lab explosion
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:11 am to StrongBackWeakMind
Has to be satire.
ETA: For those that speak OT, "Obvious satire is obvious."
ETA: For those that speak OT, "Obvious satire is obvious."
This post was edited on 7/14/16 at 10:12 am
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:12 am to Spaceman Spiff
Yes, because that totally happened.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:12 am to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:12 am to Spaceman Spiff
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“A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife
I have never heard it referred to as a Blue Angel, but I've lit my fair share.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:13 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Florida
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meth
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explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject.
I'll stipulate to the witness being an expert in this subject.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:13 am to Spaceman Spiff
I'm sure this whole incident was prefaced with the line: "Here...hold my beer."
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:13 am to LSUBoo
shhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:15 am to Spaceman Spiff
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The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
I'd say that this is the dead giveaway that this is satire.
But we are talking about Florida here...
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:17 am to Godfather1
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Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:18 am to Jester
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a Blue Angel
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making it catch on fire
Too soon Florida, Too soon.
Posted on 7/14/16 at 10:18 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Florida
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lights farts
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dies in meth lab explosion
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