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Florida man arrested for slapping girlfriend with a cheeseburger...
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:40 pm
....and kicking her down a flight of stairs. Can’t make this shite up 
SIAP
SIAP
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A Florida man is under arrest after reportedly slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.
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Jones’ live-in girlfriend called police and said Jones woke her up abruptly by slapping her in the face with a cheeseburger, according to the post. She told police Jones then pulled her hair and kicked her down the stairs. Jones reportedly admitted only to a verbal dispute, despite the food particles visible on the victim. He was charged with battery and taken to the Martin County Jail.
quote:WGN9
According to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, 30-year-old Kyle Jamison Jones “wanted it his way.”
This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 10:44 pm
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Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:42 pm to Tyga Woods
When I read that on twitter it tooK me back to 1997 and slapping people with a trout on IRC.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:43 pm to Tyga Woods
His way, hmmm so Burger King?
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:43 pm to Tyga Woods
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According to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, 30-year-old Kyle Jamison Jones “wanted it his way.”
Sir this is a Burger King.. not a Wendys
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:45 pm to Tyga Woods
Buddy of mine slapped his wife with a ribeye, no shite. Left home for a few hours after that too, she wasn't happy.
Still married though.
Still married though.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:49 pm to ChuckM
They always frick you in the drive through.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:50 pm to Tyga Woods
They had beef. He smacked her buns. She mustard said something wrong. Lettuce learn from this. These charges will ketchup to him. Now he's in a pickle.
Sorry this was cheesy.
Sorry this was cheesy.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:52 pm to Tyga Woods
She can haz cheezburger??
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:52 pm to genro
You’ve been waiting for this thread for nearly 8 years
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:52 pm to Tyga Woods
This type frickery doesn’t happen at a Chick-fil-A
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:53 pm to Tyga Woods
Pics of the cheeseburger?
Posted on 5/15/19 at 10:54 pm to genro
Very clever, have an update.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:00 pm to Tyga Woods
Damn, that guy looks like he needs to Ketchup on his sleep
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:17 pm to Tyga Woods
Did he get to at least finish the cheeseburger? If not then that’s cheeseburger abuse
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:28 pm to Tyga Woods
Pics of gf who got meat repeatedly slapped on her face?
Nah never mind...
Nah never mind...
Posted on 5/16/19 at 3:56 am to Tyga Woods
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Florida man
TD could totally support a Florida frickery board.
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:10 am to genro
quote:I specifically asked for no cheese...
They had beef. He smacked her buns. She mustard said something wrong. Lettuce learn from this. These charges will ketchup to him. Now he's in a pickle.
Sorry this was cheesy.
Posted on 5/16/19 at 4:23 am to genro
I doubt he fries for this cause in Florida, this is small potatoes.
Posted on 5/16/19 at 6:08 am to 995webmaster
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Florida could totally support a Florida frickery board.
FIFY. They're the ones who have to supply the material.
Posted on 5/16/19 at 6:16 am to genro
They had beef. He smacked her buns. She mustard said something wrong. Lettuce learn from this. These charges will ketchup to him. Now he's in a pickle.
Sorry this was cheesy.
——-11 years on the rant and This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
Sorry this was cheesy.
——-11 years on the rant and This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
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