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Florida - "Pool Float Pervert" Steals Over 75 Pool Floats for Sexual Gratification
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:38 am
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:38 am
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Monnin, whose home did not have a pool, reportedly told police that he “sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women.”
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In a deal with Florida prosecutors, Christopher Monnin, 41, copped to theft and burglary charges on the eve of his scheduled June 2 criminal trial in Brevard County.

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As detailed in a police report, cops found about 75 pool floats in the house. A search warrant inventory lists some of the seized items: a lounge chair with cup holders; a duck float; a lobster float; a french fries float; a pizza float; a turtle float; a whale float; a banana float; an elephant float; a watermelon float; and a float shaped like a piece of bacon. He also had stolen a Shaquille O’Neal-branded “Shaq” inflatable lounger.
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Monnin directed investigators to a vacant house--across the street from his Palm Bay residence--where he stored the purloined floats.
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Monnin’s case, which has dragged on for years, began following his 1:30 AM “suspicious person” arrest by a Palm Bay Police Department officer. The cop spotted Monnin riding a bicycle and carrying a “white garbage bag full of what he identified as deflated pool floats.”
Since Palm Bay had been “plagued with burglaries in which the suspect cuts the screen or otherwise enters a victim’s back pool area and steals only pool floats,” Monnin was identified as a prime suspect. Monnin lived in Palm Bay, where police had received more than a dozen separate reports about pool float burglaries.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 11:49 am
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:42 am to Shexter
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Monnin, whose home did not have a pool, reportedly told police that he “sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women.”
Sounds like he’s in the deep end of criminal activity. Something that will really land him in hot water
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:44 am to Shexter
I expected to see a photo of a Golden Retriever.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:47 am to LemmyLives
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I expected to see a photo of a Golden Retriever.
I had a beagle that was in love with a nerf football.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:15 pm to Shexter

i mean, i should have been, but it still made me spit coffee out
ETA, gonna hold out on a guilty/not-guilty vote until i see pics of the women who were lounging on these before he swiped them.

This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:56 pm to Shexter
Worked with a guy years ago on the boats that used a water snake toy. He said ,no embarrassing stigma of having typical sex toy, noone thought anything of the water snake
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:59 pm to Shexter
This is why I’m not convinced shows like “My Strange Addiction” are fake.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:00 pm to Shexter
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does this instead of raping women.
Not guilty
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:06 pm to BoogaBear
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Whatever floats your boat.
I know it's a little early in the day to call it, but you win the internet today. Not only was it the perfect line, but it was the first post after the OP.

Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:15 pm to Shexter
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Since Palm Bay had been “plagued with burglaries in which the suspect cuts the screen or otherwise enters a victim’s back pool area and steals only pool floats,” Monnin was identified as a prime suspect. Monnin lived in Palm Bay, where police had received more than a dozen separate reports about pool float burglaries.

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Spaying or neutering your neighbors helps prevent health issues, reduces unwanted behaviors, and makes life easier for both of you!
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:22 pm to Shexter
Worst Waterpark attendant ever.
Making him the Bill Cosby of raping pool inflatable devices.

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cops found about 75 pool floats in the house.
Making him the Bill Cosby of raping pool inflatable devices.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:24 pm to BoogaBear
Whatever floats your scrote. FIFY 

Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:26 pm to molsusports
In his defense, that flamingo float was practically begging for it
Eta: And who doesn't love bacon?
Eta: And who doesn't love bacon?
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:30 pm to CAD703X
Wondering - did he jump on dry, or use suntan lotion?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:31 pm to Shexter
A rudimentary understanding of serial rapists says that this guy will eventually escalate.
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