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Florida - "Pool Float Pervert" Steals Over 75 Pool Floats for Sexual Gratification

Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:38 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
17092 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:38 am
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Monnin, whose home did not have a pool, reportedly told police that he “sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women.”


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In a deal with Florida prosecutors, Christopher Monnin, 41, copped to theft and burglary charges on the eve of his scheduled June 2 criminal trial in Brevard County.




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As detailed in a police report, cops found about 75 pool floats in the house. A search warrant inventory lists some of the seized items: a lounge chair with cup holders; a duck float; a lobster float; a french fries float; a pizza float; a turtle float; a whale float; a banana float; an elephant float; a watermelon float; and a float shaped like a piece of bacon. He also had stolen a Shaquille O’Neal-branded “Shaq” inflatable lounger.




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Monnin directed investigators to a vacant house--across the street from his Palm Bay residence--where he stored the purloined floats.


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Monnin’s case, which has dragged on for years, began following his 1:30 AM “suspicious person” arrest by a Palm Bay Police Department officer. The cop spotted Monnin riding a bicycle and carrying a “white garbage bag full of what he identified as deflated pool floats.”

Since Palm Bay had been “plagued with burglaries in which the suspect cuts the screen or otherwise enters a victim’s back pool area and steals only pool floats,” Monnin was identified as a prime suspect. Monnin lived in Palm Bay, where police had received more than a dozen separate reports about pool float burglaries.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 11:49 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6521 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:40 am to
Whatever floats your boat.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14497 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:42 am to
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Monnin, whose home did not have a pool, reportedly told police that he “sexually gratifies himself with the floats and does this instead of raping women.”


Sounds like he’s in the deep end of criminal activity. Something that will really land him in hot water
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29851 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:43 am to
Who are we to judge?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10403 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:44 am to
I expected to see a photo of a Golden Retriever.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83892 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:45 am to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29851 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:47 am to
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I expected to see a photo of a Golden Retriever.

I had a beagle that was in love with a nerf football.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
17092 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:56 am to


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87335 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:15 pm to
i wasn't ready for that mug shot.


i mean, i should have been, but it still made me spit coffee out


ETA, gonna hold out on a guilty/not-guilty vote until i see pics of the women who were lounging on these before he swiped them.

This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 12:19 pm
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4796 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:56 pm to
Worked with a guy years ago on the boats that used a water snake toy. He said ,no embarrassing stigma of having typical sex toy, noone thought anything of the water snake
Posted by EnglebertHumperdink
Club Med
Member since Nov 2009
283 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 12:59 pm to
This is why I’m not convinced shows like “My Strange Addiction” are fake.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
112157 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:00 pm to
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does this instead of raping women.


Not guilty
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11116 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:06 pm to
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Whatever floats your boat.


I know it's a little early in the day to call it, but you win the internet today. Not only was it the perfect line, but it was the first post after the OP.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
3573 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:15 pm to
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Since Palm Bay had been “plagued with burglaries in which the suspect cuts the screen or otherwise enters a victim’s back pool area and steals only pool floats,” Monnin was identified as a prime suspect. Monnin lived in Palm Bay, where police had received more than a dozen separate reports about pool float burglaries.







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Spaying or neutering your neighbors helps prevent health issues, reduces unwanted behaviors, and makes life easier for both of you!
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
16664 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:18 pm to
I thought this was America?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36708 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:22 pm to
Worst Waterpark attendant ever.



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cops found about 75 pool floats in the house.


Making him the Bill Cosby of raping pool inflatable devices.
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
139 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:24 pm to
Whatever floats your scrote. FIFY
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5420 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:26 pm to
In his defense, that flamingo float was practically begging for it

Eta: And who doesn't love bacon?
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
17092 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:30 pm to

Wondering - did he jump on dry, or use suntan lotion?
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6261 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:31 pm to
A rudimentary understanding of serial rapists says that this guy will eventually escalate.
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