Flight attendant to nurses: hold my beer

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Flight attendant

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The old hot stewardess had been replaced with the gay dude.

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You just need to fly the right airlines. Might I suggest Emirates or Singapore Airlines?

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky, oh hoh
And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my arse
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
Oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba, ba, oh oh

She looks looks fun.

Yep, my uncle was w/ Delta 33 years..in Dallas..before DFW was constructed they flew out Love Field...Barcelona Apts nothing but pilots and stews. I spent a summer there, he was gone most of the time...wild stuff and great memories.

I watched it a half dozen times and I still can’t figure out how she keeps that skirt from moving...

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I still can’t figure out how she keeps that skirt from moving

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Velcro on the thighs.

Air India wasn't bad

IWPIIHB