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Flatulent suspect shuts down police interrogation

Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:05 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:05 am
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A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence.

A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."

The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.
This post was edited on 11/11/17 at 10:24 am
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:07 am to
Gross
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23217 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:10 am to
That stinks.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:11 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69246 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:12 am to
Sir, you're free to go
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110721 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:16 am to
Put him in a hermetically sealed jail cell as he is clearly a public health hazard.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34813 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:19 am to
Beats rubbing shite on your face...
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20257 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:21 am to
That’s actually brilliant.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28118 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 10:59 am to
He refused his right to remain silent.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15615 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 11:00 am to
While committing the crime, the man was silent, but deadly.
This post was edited on 11/11/17 at 11:02 am
Posted by RonLaFlamme
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
1858 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 12:18 pm to
I thought we were going to get video from the camera inside the room. Very disappointed - I would have paid good money to see that.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
9011 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 12:20 pm to
awesome
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26695 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 12:24 pm to
Lucky he didn't get charged with battery of a police officer.
Posted by Tommy Callahan
Member since Dec 2012
446 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering


Full belly chuckle
This post was edited on 11/11/17 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16922 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 1:20 pm to
A true feel good story..the kind that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18395 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 1:22 pm to
Clench up; Don't fart
This post was edited on 11/11/17 at 1:24 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 11/11/17 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Strangebrew



Your user name seems to fit this thread.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73841 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 3:00 pm to
I couldn't give a toot about this news item.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 3:15 pm to
If he wanted to end the interrogation Why didn't he just ask for his lawyerdog?
This post was edited on 11/11/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5092 posts
Posted on 11/11/17 at 3:16 pm to
What's his user name?
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