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re: Favorite one liner responses

Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:43 am to
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3786 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:43 am to
Have a downvote
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37934 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:46 am to
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:47 am to
quote:

When you ask some how they’re doing and these are the responses I get:


The standard response from the Pharmacist where I work is "Unbelievable!".

You can take that one of two ways.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216133 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:47 am to
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:49 am to
You’re so full of shite the toilet is jealous
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:50 am to
Anything to do with someones mother.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46313 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 9:52 am to
Don't worry about the mule, just load the wagon.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:01 am to
quote:

When you ask some how they’re doing and these are the responses I get:



Better than I deserve

Posted by Mr Meeseeks
In the Meeseek's box
Member since Sep 2017
199 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:03 am to
Pretty sure the most said one liner at my Turkey day is "God Damnit" followed by someone's name.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19980 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:04 am to
More than one can shake a stick at.

I think it’s really funny because I imagine people around shaking sticks at random shite.
Posted by Mrslv
Denham Springs
Member since Jul 2016
268 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:08 am to
quote:

When asked a question, and the obvious answer is yes


Does the pope shite in the woods, and does a bear wear a pointy hat?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:12 am to
"You want a drink?"

"Well I'm not here to frick spiders."
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37520 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

"cause, cause cat paws to make kitty britches"
Hey, you know what they say, see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em ,leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6105 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:13 am to
Is a pigs arse pork?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37607 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:15 am to
"I hate your fricking guts."

"Why the frick are you still alive? Die already."
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100401 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:31 am to
I like to use any of Clint Eastwoods

LINK
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21498 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:40 am to
You gotta be blow jobbing me.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:55 am to
quote:


“Yep. And if my aunt had a penis she’d be my uncle.”


If my Aunt had a penis I'd be a Kardashian.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 10:57 am to
Shut your Dick holster is one of my family faves.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
51374 posts
Posted on 11/23/17 at 11:04 am to
We should change the title of this thread to crazy shite old people say.

My dad (RIP) if you asked him where he was going. “Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich “.

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