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re: Favorite 'old' sayings your grandparents used
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:39 pm to ronniep1
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:39 pm to ronniep1
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ronniep1
No, my grandparents were from a small town in South Carolina called Edgefield and their roots stemmed from Greenwood county. Calling children chaps was common for all the folks in their families, it's the only place I ever heard of it being done until you said your grandmother did. I'm not sure where it originated
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Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:41 pm to CAD703X
It's the real deal!
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:42 pm to CAD703X
"Hope" as past tense of "help".
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:47 pm to CAD703X
If you were last in a card game you were “sucking hind tit” and if you questioned grandma’s bid she would say “that’s no hill for a stepper”.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:48 pm to CAD703X
Walk fast, drive slow, pay cash, or don't go.
Animals and children ruin everything.
Animals and children ruin everything.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 1:52 pm to CAD703X
In the 70's, when Burt Reynolds and Southwest Conference football players were all driving them, my inebriated grandfather saw a Trans Am, and asked me, "What is that, some kind of cock-wagon?"
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:15 pm to chinese58
you gotta be smarter than the tool, son
You couldnt pour piss out a boot if the instructions was on the bottom, boy
You couldnt pour piss out a boot if the instructions was on the bottom, boy
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:23 pm to Bottom9
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Now wait just a cotton picking minute
"Stump jumping, god damn jack pine savages!"
"He doesn't have sense to pound sand in a rat hole."
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:48 pm to CAD703X
'If I eat dat, I'm a gonna shite through a screen door and not touch a wire!"
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:49 pm to CAD703X
I’m more tired than a big dicked bat
Posted on 7/20/21 at 2:54 pm to kciDAtaE
My grandfather: He's moving along right smart (when someone was driving fast).
My grandmother: He's crawling up the wall like a guinea wasp (when someone was mad).
My grandmother: He's crawling up the wall like a guinea wasp (when someone was mad).
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:00 pm to JoePepitone
When I asked for college advice:
IDK, I graduated from LSU on a 1.0 on a 3.0 scale.”
When an attractive busty lady appeared on the TV:
“GOOD NIGHT NURSE!”
When the Saints had Deuce, Reggie Bush and Mike Bell on the roster:
“When are the Saints gonna get them a running back?”
IDK, I graduated from LSU on a 1.0 on a 3.0 scale.”
When an attractive busty lady appeared on the TV:
“GOOD NIGHT NURSE!”
When the Saints had Deuce, Reggie Bush and Mike Bell on the roster:
“When are the Saints gonna get them a running back?”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:19 pm to 3PieceSpicy
Boy, you could break an anvil!
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:22 pm to kook
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You couldnt pour piss out a boot if the instructions was on the bottom, boy
That’s some Foghorn Leghorn shite right there
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:27 pm to CAD703X
"I'm busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest"
Concerning a spoiled child: "Too much sugar in that coffee."
Concerning a spoiled child: "Too much sugar in that coffee."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:38 pm to CAD703X
If the queen had balls, she'd be the king
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:38 pm to SOLA
You keep that up and I will serve you a knuckle sandwich.
You would forget your head if it wasn't physically attached to your shoulders.
Get off your high horse.
Them some snazy britches ya got on.
You would forget your head if it wasn't physically attached to your shoulders.
Get off your high horse.
Them some snazy britches ya got on.
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:40 pm to CAD703X
My grandma would say you are shooting japs every time you farted. She held a grudge for a long time
Posted on 7/20/21 at 3:54 pm to CAD703X
If he liked something …. “It’s like a sore dick… you can’t beat it
This post was edited on 7/21/21 at 7:21 am
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