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Fatty etiquette
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:54 pm
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:54 pm
I'm curious what the proper etiquette when sandwiched between two fat asses at a stadium, movie theater, concert, etc. Between the LSU and Saints games; I can no longer stand not knowing who has the "right of way" to the arm rests; and am frustrated as hell when the guys to my immediate left and right are too big to even fit in the chair.
I sympathize with them; but there are height restrictions for rides at an amusement park; should they make people sit in a predetermined chair if their arse to width ratio exceeds a predetermined limit?
Again, I feel bad for fat people; but it's affecting my quality of living.
I sympathize with them; but there are height restrictions for rides at an amusement park; should they make people sit in a predetermined chair if their arse to width ratio exceeds a predetermined limit?
Again, I feel bad for fat people; but it's affecting my quality of living.
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Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:54 pm to Errerrerrwere
You sound like a closet fatty
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:55 pm to MrBobDobalina
Been swimming all my life, am a Masters swimmer now; I doubt it bro.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:56 pm to Errerrerrwere
Private boxes at sporting events, first class on airplanes, what are fatties?
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:58 pm to Errerrerrwere
i don't feel sorry for anyone who lowers my quality of life.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:59 pm to Errerrerrwere
The fattys are a disgrace to America.
Posted on 12/21/15 at 11:59 pm to Errerrerrwere
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You sound like a closet fatty
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; I doubt it bro.
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I sympathize with them
Why?
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Again, I feel bad for fat people
Again, why?
Fatties gunna fat.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:02 am to 3en
I've always been like that. I feel bad for the ones that eat at restaurants alone too.
I don't know why I really feel bad for them, but what's the best way to sit in the middle of them?
I don't know why I really feel bad for them, but what's the best way to sit in the middle of them?
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:11 am to Errerrerrwere
Lose some weight, you won't feel that way.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:23 am to Errerrerrwere
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I'm curious what the proper etiquette when sandwiched between two fat asses
This happening on an airplane is the absolute worst.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:41 am to Errerrerrwere
Stop eating soo much fattie.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 5:17 am to Errerrerrwere
Keep reminding them about the concession stand. 2 or 3 trips there and they'll be out of their seats for like 80% of the game. You know they can't resist it.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:26 am to Errerrerrwere
U should say something !! That way they both can whip the ignorance out of u and continue to screw up your quality of life.
You sound like an ignorant fool. Let's hope your kids don't grow up to be "fatties". You may talk this way about them. The. U will be a complete a-hole shitty father and then complete the a-hole stereotype.
Dick!
You sound like an ignorant fool. Let's hope your kids don't grow up to be "fatties". You may talk this way about them. The. U will be a complete a-hole shitty father and then complete the a-hole stereotype.
Dick!
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:29 am to Errerrerrwere
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Been swimming all my life, am a Masters swimmer now; I doubt it bro.
Tons of fat people participate in water aerobics because it is easy on the joints.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:30 am to Errerrerrwere
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I feel bad for the ones that eat at restaurants alone too.
Why do you feel bad for people who eat alone at restaurants?
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:33 am to Errerrerrwere
I've only had a few people say something to me. Most were polite and respectful about it. One young guy did call me a fatass. I scooted over but he kept on saying derogatory remarks at me. After 15 minutes of it I had enough and just left and went home.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:37 am to Walt OReilly
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I scooted over
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 6:38 am
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:38 am to LucasP
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Why do you feel bad for people who eat alone at restaurants?
I do this all the time just because sometimes I'd rather get out the house than stay home and cook, no real reason to feel sorry for anyone eating alone.
*6' 165 lbs btw, not a fatty for clarity
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:45 am to zmanthetigerfan
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*6' 165 lbs btw, not a fatty for clarity
Do you get blown over during strong storms.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 6:46 am to Errerrerrwere
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Again, I feel bad for fat people; but it's affecting my quality of living.
No need for your sympathy. Just embarrass the frick out of one of us by asking the usher to try and make my fat arse move.
Signed,
Fat arse who buys 2 seats....
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