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Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:27 pm to superwolf
A few days ago I was in an Ace Hardware on the Northshore. I was taking my time reading instructions on a weed killer bottle and don’t think the cashier knew I was there because she said, in a regular volume voice, to one of her male co-workers, “don’t come over here-I just farted-and it’s a bad one.”
I love farts as much as the next guy, but for some reason this really grossed me out.
I love farts as much as the next guy, but for some reason this really grossed me out.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:36 pm to Gerry Laval
Elevator farts are fun but I’m a little more risk averse at the office. I prefers good crop dust and then circle back to watch the reactions.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 6:19 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
Fart in an elevator
Stinkin' it up while you're going down
Fart in an elevator
Lettin' it sneak but you're smellin' brown
in the air! in the air!
Posted on 7/31/25 at 7:54 pm to Deplorableinohio
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:03 pm to Bayou
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:05 pm to SingleMalt1973
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:26 pm to SallysHuman
quote:
I'll explode if I hold it in.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:36 pm to forkedintheroad
quote:
They don't toot. They queef.
They don't queef. They fluff.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:43 pm to mdomingue
quote:
the tollbooth scene may be my favorite scene in that movie, though
THE SHERIFF IS NEAR! was my favorite
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:46 pm to BigChris
quote:
Had two floors to go up but went to the back of elevator because I thought if I shite myself no one would be behind me to get blasted. A family of a man a woman and a little girl about 5 or so also got on. We went up one level no problems. Then on the second level a couple of kids got on. One of them held the door open and yelled "Ree Ree hurry". For some reason that triggered my gut and I let out a burning silent but wet fart for about 3 seconds. I guess the little girl had the lowest nose in group and she shoved her face into her dads leg. He asked what was wrong and she replied "stinks". She buried her head into his leg again and i could hear her crying.
Elevator opened on my floor and even though no one said anything I heard someone go "Wheeew" as I was shuffling out.
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:51 pm to Slippy
I even let the loud ones rip in the elevator... frick em
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:55 pm to superwolf
quote:I try and use the word ‘fot’ as often as possible, but I rarely here anyone else use it anymore
it is okay to fot in an
Posted on 7/31/25 at 8:56 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Women don't fart. They poot.
Yeah, but two poots equat one fart. Redd Foxx
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:00 pm to terd ferguson
Never trust a fart.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:22 am to Slippy
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:49 am to Rds21275
Posted on 8/1/25 at 12:22 pm to Gerry Laval
quote:
A few days ago I was in an Ace Hardware on the Northshore. I was taking my time reading instructions on a weed killer bottle and don’t think the cashier knew I was there because she said, in a regular volume voice, to one of her male co-workers, “don’t come over here-I just farted-and it’s a bad one.”
Was the cashier young and reasonably attractive or was she fat/old/ugly?
It seems like young, pretty girls are getting more and more comfortable talking about their farts in our society and culture. I don’t remember it being that way when I was younger. The girls around me growing up would try to hide it and pretend they don’t do it at all.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 7:40 am to KCRoyalBlue
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