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re: Fapper's remorse or hangover?

Posted on 8/18/17 at 9:40 am to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 9:40 am to
The first time?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 9:40 am to
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7099 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 10:19 am to
quote:

remorse after fapping


Catholic?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10953 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 10:23 am to
quote:

I have never fapped. I always had a woman to satisfy me since puberty.


You should try it sometime. It has a way of emptying your "total bullshite" reserves
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 10:23 am to
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 10:31 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 10:46 am
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
866 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 11:03 am to
I'm hung over right now and about to fap, i'll get back to you on this...
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 11:06 am to
I bet your dad has remorse for not fapping.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

What is a more depressing feeling? The remorse after fapping or waking up with a hangover and not being able to do the things you planned?


If the things "I planned" were fapping, going to sleep, then fapping again....definitely the latter.
This post was edited on 8/18/17 at 1:30 pm
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.


Who fricking downvoted Monty Python?
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:39 pm to


One of my salesmen walked into my office while I was in the midst of losing my shite laughing at this post.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

One of my salesmen walked into my office while I was in the midst of
quote:

Fapper's remorse 



Solid contribution.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

One of my salesmen


You own slaves?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 8/18/17 at 1:45 pm to
That remorse is your conscience reminding you of your sin.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18762 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 2:58 pm to
It's 3 days later and I still want to know wtf fappers' remorse is, OP
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7048 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 4:11 pm to
Fappers Remorse.

Sounds like a great name for a band.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24265 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

I have never fapped. I always had a woman to satisfy me since puberty.


Yes, but one day your mom will pass away and you need to be prepared for that day.
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12911 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Great name for a band

They could go on tour and open for Pussy Riot
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23318 posts
Posted on 8/21/17 at 4:42 pm to
I've never "fapped" so I don't know what fapper's remorse is.
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