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Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:59 am to Salmon
My family does everything last minute. It's aggravating.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:00 am to Salmon
It's OK bro, maybe your parents were just fricking with you the whole time. One day they'll tell you how priceless the look on your face was every year when they acted like they hated Christmas.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:13 am to Nado Jenkins83
We eat a large Christmas meal, retire to the den the den for afternoon and evening of football viewing pleasure. Pants are unbutton and an occasional fart is heard with chuckles to follow.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:19 am to Paddyshack
When the kids were little we would spend one day shopping for their pajamas that they would wear on Christmas Eve.
Now we dinner at a nice restaurant on Christmas Eve.
Christmas Day I make a gumbo and we lay around and do nothing.
Now we dinner at a nice restaurant on Christmas Eve.
Christmas Day I make a gumbo and we lay around and do nothing.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:21 am to LucasP
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One day they'll tell you how priceless the look on your face was every year when they acted like they hated Christmas.
They told my sister she was going to burn in hell last year when she put up her Christmas tree, calling it a "false idol"
That would be one helluva long troll
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:42 am to LucasP
You're barely trying anymore and they still get reeled in every time. 
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:43 am to biglego
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We normally get drunk and end up arguing in the front yard.
fact
and my step brother sometimes kicks my dad's arse
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:50 am to cas4t
Drive all over SE LA to go see all the different families 
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:09 am to terd ferguson
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I think that entirely depends upon your definition of white. He definitely has colored tendencies... likes NBA, drug addict, convicted felon
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:18 am to Paddyshack
my father will be shitcanned by 9am. and likely pass out by 1pm. Maybe noon. he will rally around 3pm, and tell how much he loves me.
One year he fell asleep at the christmas dinner.
you can guess what I am doing on christmas day, not visiting him.
He does basically the same thing on Xmas eve too, but he won't get quite as drunk.
eta: my wife and I have our own holiday traditions. We take a psychedelics on xmas eve and look at Xmas lights. We call it shpongle carrolling. On Christmas day, we go snow shoeing and eat indian food.
One year he fell asleep at the christmas dinner.
you can guess what I am doing on christmas day, not visiting him.
He does basically the same thing on Xmas eve too, but he won't get quite as drunk.
eta: my wife and I have our own holiday traditions. We take a psychedelics on xmas eve and look at Xmas lights. We call it shpongle carrolling. On Christmas day, we go snow shoeing and eat indian food.
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 11:20 am
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:19 am to Paddyshack
Rook, booze and fireworks.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:05 pm to Salmon
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They told my sister she was going to burn in hell last year when she put up her Christmas tree, calling it a "false idol"
By that logic, do they live in an empty house? Heck, on the streets?
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:10 pm to Paddyshack
Generally the members of the family who are out of jail make the rounds carolling outside the fence at the institutions where the rest of us are being held.
"It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good...."
"It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good...."
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:16 pm to TigerFred
Fredo, you need to take LucasP out his misery and ban him.
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:02 pm to Sev09
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then break out the Caymus Cab
Ahhh!
My kind of Christmas!
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