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re: Family Xmas Traditions

Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:58 am to


I wish I was just trolling like Lucas
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 9:59 am to
My family does everything last minute. It's aggravating.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:00 am to
It's OK bro, maybe your parents were just fricking with you the whole time. One day they'll tell you how priceless the look on your face was every year when they acted like they hated Christmas.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:04 am to
Arguing
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:13 am to
We eat a large Christmas meal, retire to the den the den for afternoon and evening of football viewing pleasure. Pants are unbutton and an occasional fart is heard with chuckles to follow.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27968 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:19 am to
When the kids were little we would spend one day shopping for their pajamas that they would wear on Christmas Eve.

Now we dinner at a nice restaurant on Christmas Eve.

Christmas Day I make a gumbo and we lay around and do nothing.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86731 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:21 am to
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One day they'll tell you how priceless the look on your face was every year when they acted like they hated Christmas.




They told my sister she was going to burn in hell last year when she put up her Christmas tree, calling it a "false idol"

That would be one helluva long troll
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85558 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:42 am to
You're barely trying anymore and they still get reeled in every time.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72196 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:43 am to
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We normally get drunk and end up arguing in the front yard.



fact

and my step brother sometimes kicks my dad's arse

Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
21060 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 10:50 am to
Drive all over SE LA to go see all the different families
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:09 am to
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I think that entirely depends upon your definition of white. He definitely has colored tendencies... likes NBA, drug addict, convicted felon

Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:18 am to
my father will be shitcanned by 9am. and likely pass out by 1pm. Maybe noon. he will rally around 3pm, and tell how much he loves me.

One year he fell asleep at the christmas dinner.

you can guess what I am doing on christmas day, not visiting him.

He does basically the same thing on Xmas eve too, but he won't get quite as drunk.

eta: my wife and I have our own holiday traditions. We take a psychedelics on xmas eve and look at Xmas lights. We call it shpongle carrolling. On Christmas day, we go snow shoeing and eat indian food.
This post was edited on 12/22/15 at 11:20 am
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 11:19 am to
Rook, booze and fireworks.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15874 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

They told my sister she was going to burn in hell last year when she put up her Christmas tree, calling it a "false idol"




By that logic, do they live in an empty house? Heck, on the streets?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76180 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:10 pm to
Generally the members of the family who are out of jail make the rounds carolling outside the fence at the institutions where the rest of us are being held.

"It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good...."
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 12:16 pm to
Fredo, you need to take LucasP out his misery and ban him.
Posted by FineWine
Natchez, MS
Member since May 2009
216 posts
Posted on 12/22/15 at 2:02 pm to
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then break out the Caymus Cab



Ahhh!
My kind of Christmas!
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