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re: Failed a random drug test at work today

Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58478 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:25 pm to
Anyone who works in an industry governed by the DOT is subject to drug testing. We send employees to rehab on their first pop and yours will probably do the same.

If I am reading this right, you failed a drug test today and ate another gummy tonight. If that is the case, you probably need the help rehab can offer.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5726 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:25 pm to
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Unless he works for a federal agency there's a high likelihood he didn't break the law.




You'd be surprised how few Civilian Agencies even test. One of the side effects of powerful unions.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:27 pm to
In my experience randoms are not so random. Someone wants you gone.
Posted by TomJoadGhost
Alabama
Member since Nov 2022
1003 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:29 pm to
Oh, I know the drill. I said I eat one a couple nights a week, but I’ve actually not been eating one that often the past month or so. I’ve had 2 or 3 5mg ones over the past month.

I do have to do a follow up one in a month. I had one gummy left tonight so I ate it to remove the temptation. I’ll be clean in a month. Supposedly the lab folks will be back on site on 3/27, so really more than a month.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:30 pm to
and tigerdroppings wants me to think you guys are the 'next greatest generation' christ.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79296 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:35 pm to
The weed thing is silly unless you are like operating heavy machinery.

Half the people you work with are prob on meds to keep them from shooting up the office.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34196 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:36 pm to
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eat a gummy a couple nights a week,

Can you get me some bruh?
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
554 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:37 pm to
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Unless he works for a federal agency there's a high likelihood he didn't break the law.
Very likely wrong. Possession of pot or gummies with more than a minimal amount of THC is against federal law. The fact that it might not be against the local state's law doesn't change that--there's this little thing called the Supremacy Clause (Wiki). You may think it's bullshtuff that the feds can regulate simple possession of THC gummies, and I agree, but then we need to get Wickard v.Filburn (Wiki) overturned.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29941 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:51 pm to
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Oral swabs are becoming more popular for randoms and are only looking back 48 hours(labcorp) for just about everything on the panel like Thc and blow. It's even shorter window for a few other drugs on the panel.


I'll buy you a second round of drinks and wings the day the courts move to that
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29941 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:55 pm to
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but then we need to get Wickard v.Filburn (Wiki) overturned.


The fact that "small government conservatives" simultaneously vehemently opposed a "living, breathing document" interpretation of the Constitution yet swallow hook, line, and sinker the fact that we needed a constitutional amendment to enact alcohol prohibition but don't need one for narcotics prohibition blows my fricking mind.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31821 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:28 pm to
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Real subtle my boss is a woman brag.


Exactly what I was gonna say.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14513 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:32 pm to
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Real subtle my boss is a woman brag.
Don’t get carried away.

You probably just picked up on the boss’s preferred pronouns.
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
554 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

quote:

but then we need to get Wickard v.Filburn (Wiki) overturned.
The fact that "small government conservatives" simultaneously vehemently opposed a "living, breathing document" interpretation of the Constitution yet swallow hook, line, and sinker the fact that we needed a constitutional amendment to enact alcohol prohibition but don't need one for narcotics prohibition blows my f[lip]ing mind.
I hear you. Three thoughts on all that:

(1) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." - Ralph Emerson

(2) 'Democrats want to regulate business. Republicans want to regular sex. Basically, each wants to regulate the other.' - somebody, forget who

(3) The Louisiana Constitution of 1974 said that "the Legislature shall define and provide for forced heirship" and "the Legislature shall define and suppress gambling". When the Legislature cut back on forced heirship, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled that it was unconstitutional under the state Constitution, and a constitutional amendment was required. When the Legislature started allowing gambling, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled that it was okay; do you remember, 'it's not gambling, it's just gaming'?

[ETA - I have the actual quote and the source for #2]
"Liberals want to regulate business activity but not sexual conduct, while conservatives want precisely the opposite. In short, each group wants to regulate the other." - James D. Gordon III, "How Not to Succeed in Law School", 100 Yale L.J. 1679, 1699 n. 31 (1991)
This post was edited on 2/8/23 at 8:32 am
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
10718 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:37 pm to
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Someone doesn't work in industrial or manufacturing environment.


Haha. Wrong. Very few around here random anybody but drivers.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86702 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 3:31 am to
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but youre probably not even forklift certified based on your drug addiction


Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3104 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 6:19 am to
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Unless he works for a federal agency there's a high likelihood he didn't break the law.


And yet the insurer for the multi million dollar company doesn’t give a frick about law, just liability.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 6:26 am to
Posted by MikeAV8s
Member since Oct 2016
2044 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 6:33 am to
Not only do we not do randoms at work, but we don’t test for THC on pre employment screens.
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5280 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 6:41 am to
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so not sure why they do randoms.


I deal with a lot of construction companies and they do it for insurance reasons.

One customer “randomly” tested the same nerd estimator his entire time there. They knew he did nothing wrong and did not want to risk anything.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
20079 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 6:41 am to
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You got lucky. I'd be hapoy about that and not post about in on a forum..


OP's next post will be, "Well, I got lucky they didn't can me for the hot piss test, but I was fired a week later for violating the company's social media policy."
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