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Expressions from the Old Days

Posted on 3/26/25 at 11:59 am
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
619 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 11:59 am
I was thinking about one of my old partners today.

This was a guy who would pull out a full bottle of vodka on the boat ride out, throw the cap in the water, and exclaim, “We aren’t going to need that anymore.”

When he won something, he would say: “We just cut a big hog in the arse with a little knife!”

He’d also say that when something was put properly in order that things were “slick.”

Was it just him, or have others heard these expressions?

What others don’t have from the old breed?
Posted by The Scofflaw
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2014
1490 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:00 pm to
I still say, "that's a bunch of hogwash" (usually when I know I am wrong).
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104202 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:03 pm to
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22809 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:04 pm to
Someone I know used to say something "blows more than a sack full of queers."
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
33924 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:04 pm to
Did anyone ever actually say “oh my stars and garters!”?
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4087 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:06 pm to
“Everything’s chicken, but the gravy”…
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129902 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

This was a guy who would pull out a full bottle of vodka on the boat ride out, throw the cap in the water, and exclaim, “We aren’t going to need that anymore.”



I used to do the same with condoms when a girlfriend let me PIIHB.


On a separate note, is there a cure for syphilis?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164176 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:07 pm to
More nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129902 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Someone I know used to say something "blows more than a sack full of queers."



My favorite was. "Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth."
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14247 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:09 pm to
Might as well lay on your back and piss straight up - say this around subordinates quite often.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8393 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Did anyone ever actually say “oh my stars and garters!”?


Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14081 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

On a separate note, is there a cure for syphilis?



The rumor is, if you eat beyonces arse while wearing a wooden pentagram while listening to Stairway To Heaven backwards, it’ll go away.
Posted by roobedoo
hall summit
Member since Jun 2008
1213 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:11 pm to
For the sake of Pete, who was Pete anyway?
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
13794 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:11 pm to
I should have taken better care of myself when I was younger, now "I'm old and all stoved up"
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82670 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

is there a cure for syphilis?


saw a billboard in Ft. Worth last week that says there is, so it must be true
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5421 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:12 pm to
My old English teacher used to tell our 8th grade class, “Let’s throw the baby out in the water and see if she floats.” No one ever knew what that meant, but we’d always laugh.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8393 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:14 pm to
Im fascinated by expressions old people had in their youth. Imagine your grandpa saying “23 Skidoo!” when trying to beat a hasty exit.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104202 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:15 pm to
Whenever something unfortunate occurred my father would exclaim, "frick me running".
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29715 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36962 posts
Posted on 3/26/25 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

My favorite was. "Boy, you could fall face first into a barrel of titties and come up with a dick in your mouth."


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