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Expensive Provocative Fart

Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:40 pm
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:40 pm
Austrian police defend decision to fine man after ‘provocative’ fart
Vienna force write on Twitter that ‘no one is reported for accidentally letting one go’.

€500 fine. $ 600.00, more or less.

man in Vienna has been fined €500 (£447) for breaking wind loudly in front of police in a move the Austrian capital’s police force was at pains to defend.

The Österreich newspaper reported that the penalty stemmed from an incident on 5 June and that the offender was fined for offending public decency.

City police wrote on Twitter that “of course no one is reported for accidentally letting one go”.

They added that the man had behaved provocatively and uncooperatively during an encounter with officers that preceded the incident.

He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”, they said.
This post was edited on 6/16/20 at 9:09 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76218 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

fined for offending public decency

The OT is fricked.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
20006 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:45 pm to
Dumb article, childish
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3101 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:46 pm to
The price of gas over there, am I right?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and “let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”, they said.




My old man gives zero fricks and seemingly is incapable of letting one go quietly. He'd be tossed in the can over there.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67029 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:50 pm to
Don’t care
Had fart
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61886 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 8:58 pm to
I could t afford to live in Austria, that’s for sure. I’m just glad when it’s a fart.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50968 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:07 pm to
They take farting very seriously in Europe.

quote:

A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him.



LINK
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Dumb article, childish

You've obviously never been to Austria or Switzerland.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173837 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:09 pm to
Que pedo güey
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:10 pm to
Y tanto.

No me llames guey, en todo caso, güero gachupín.
This post was edited on 6/16/20 at 9:12 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173837 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:15 pm to
Ser la leche
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:30 pm to
Soy la leche, o ¿eres la leche? No te capto.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

provocative’ fart

I thought only women could fart provocatively
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10890 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 9:40 pm to
Is that how your wife gets you excited?
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