Excellent for killing moles, gophers, woodchucks, and yourself

that is actually a pretty smart idea if you have rodent issues

That is damned genius.

I read once where you can use clorox and ammonia to kill beavers. Article said to dig a small hole into the beavers hut and get a 2" metal pipe in there. Make sure it penetrates the roof but does not extend below the waterline.

Wait a few days for the beavers to get accustomed to the pipe being there (since you disturbed their house installing it).

Then pour 1 quart of each into the pipe and leave the area immediately. I assume while you are holding your breath...

The mixture creates chloramine which is highly toxic.

The Nazis tried gaswagens Wiki Linky but they were too inefficient and afterward someone had to unload the sumbitch.

Germans

After killing them, you can then disconnect from your muffler and connect to your outdoor faucet, and enjoy the cool, refreshing taste of faucet water combined with automobile exhaust.

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Note to self: invent car window hose adapter and charge 10x as much

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Be sure to get paid up front.

Thought this was another Tide pods challenge thread

One of those items that prolly made some redneck millions of dollars after he was drinking beer one day and thought to try this