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Ever Seen Two Old People Get Into A Physical Altercation?
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:26 pm
I got two uncles who are both in their 50s and they still throw down with each other. It isn't as often these days, but i'd say in the last 10 years they have been good for one every two years. And it is usually about stupid shite.
One time, one of my uncle's left his window in his truck open and he parked behind my other uncle. It had been raining and my uncle who was parked first went to leave and my other uncle was behind him so he pulled up forward in mud and sprayed my other uncle's truck and mud got in the inside of his truck so when my other uncle went tell him to move his truck, when he got outside and realized there was mud all over it, a fight broke out.
One time, one of my uncle's left his window in his truck open and he parked behind my other uncle. It had been raining and my uncle who was parked first went to leave and my other uncle was behind him so he pulled up forward in mud and sprayed my other uncle's truck and mud got in the inside of his truck so when my other uncle went tell him to move his truck, when he got outside and realized there was mud all over it, a fight broke out.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:29 pm to OweO
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I got two uncles who are both in their 50s
baw, most guys in their fifties could kick the shite out of a handful of you young millennial punks, 50s ain't old
ETA: probably why they throw down with each other, yung'ns can't give them a good fight
This post was edited on 10/1/17 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:31 pm to OweO
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It's older than 40.
and who said that math isn't being taught in schools anymore!
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:31 pm to OweO
Yes while visiting my great grandfather in a nursing home. The room adjacent to his had a 90 year old white man and a 89 year old black man. Apparently both were racist towards the opposite race. Old black man took his roommates OJ and it was on. Heard them screaming at each other and both were wrapped up on the floor like they were having a sprawling match. 
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:32 pm to WM_Tiger
ETA: sounds like a Sanford & Son episode
This post was edited on 10/1/17 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:32 pm to OweO
I saw a 60-65 year baw get out and slap a 20ish year old baw around. The only thing that moved fast was his hands.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:34 pm to 777Tiger
I wanted to laugh but both were messed up pretty good. 1 broken hip and another broken wrist.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:34 pm to OweO
Sounds like you and your family are as trashy as I expected
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:35 pm to WM_Tiger
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I wanted to laugh but both were messed up pretty good. 1 broken hip and another broken wrist.
in a nursing home, they might have had those injuries for weeks, maybe caused by the staff
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:41 pm to OweO
There's no doubt you're from Iberville Parish
Posted on 10/1/17 at 6:42 pm to 777Tiger
Not two old people but I saw an old man had to be in his mid 70's beat the ever loving dog shite out of a 20 something mearhead at an LSU football game inside the stadium. Sheriff walked Pops away laughing while they brought the stretcher for the meathead. The crowd was laughing their arse off at the guy and he looked like he had been beaten with a baseball bat.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:10 pm to OweO
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This post was edited on 10/2/17 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:12 pm to OweO
I had a seventysomething punch me in the stomach. It was like being punched by a sick little girl.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:12 pm to Martini
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Not two old people but I saw an old man had to be in his mid 70's beat the ever loving dog shite out of a 20 something mearhead at an LSU football game inside the stadium.
Old man strength is real.

Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:16 pm to TigerstuckinMS
I would like to fight Iona
fricker talks so much shite, its time he paid the piper
fricker talks so much shite, its time he paid the piper
Posted on 10/1/17 at 7:22 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Old man strength is real.
Call da ambalamps
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