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re: Ever just flip the F out?
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:02 am to baybeefeetz
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:02 am to baybeefeetz
Years ago, when gardere and Nicholson was just a quiet intersection, I accidentally tapped the truck in front of me at an intersection. Got in a fight with some scrawny Red neck, knocked him out, and his truck idled into the ditch. I drove off and left him on the side of the road
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:11 am to SuperSaint
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You'd have to have whooped my arse before you left the party in the street, I don't care how trashy it may have been.
Wouldn't have been a problem. The father wasn't about to frick with me.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:20 am to OMLandshark
My grub hub story is shitty too. Restaurant front of house manager is outright mean as frick to my sick wife when she calls to let them know her salad is missing, when all I ordered for her (from work) was a soup and salad. Wife even offered to just drive over and get the salad herself, and this bitch goes on a tirade about how they are "too busy to deal with 1 missing salad" and they will simply refund her for the salad. I'll never understand her logic, but either way, I called her, her boss and corporate and let everyone have it.
This story doesn't follow OP's parameter's though, because she deserved it because she was a mean bitch to my very sick wife. She was also mean as shite to me when I called, even though initially I was polite. But I did completely lose my shite about 20 seconds into her telling me how she didn't have time for a salad. I mean, wtf?
frick now I'm mad again. That restaurant is now closed fwiw.
This story doesn't follow OP's parameter's though, because she deserved it because she was a mean bitch to my very sick wife. She was also mean as shite to me when I called, even though initially I was polite. But I did completely lose my shite about 20 seconds into her telling me how she didn't have time for a salad. I mean, wtf?
frick now I'm mad again. That restaurant is now closed fwiw.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 10:22 am
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:24 am to tigerfoot
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tigerfoot
Legit laughed out loud
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During our late lunch my mother in law just looked at me and started laughing,
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:38 am to 12Pence
quote:oh I hear you, but I had given up all hope. Was pissed off, I was cold and tired. Good decisions were hard to come by.
Who pounds the bottled when under immense pressure and on a time crunch?
Posted on 9/29/17 at 11:59 am to baybeefeetz
One that I can remember was my mother. My dad had forgotten to put some beer up from an ice chest and asked me to put it up via text message. Only his text read "Put the beet up"
I thought he meant like beet like a plant, not beer. He texted me that around 6 in the morning and I left the house at like 7 for work. I got all the way to work and then forgot that I was supposed to do that for my dad.
So I go all the back home and my mom is still there and I'm running around looking for this "beet" all through the house. My mom hadn't left for work yet, and asked what I was doing back home I said "dad asked me to put the beet up before I left for work."
She said "the what?" I told her "the beet"
We went back and forth like that for about five more times, each time she asked something along the lines of "the what?" I would get a little madder.
Finally I couldn't take it anymore, she asked what I was looking for again and in a fit of rage I screamed "THE BEET MOM, THE BEET!!! LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU JUST THE WAY IT WAS SPELLED TO ME B-E-E-T! THE BEET!!!"
The look on her face was pure shock and scared. I did that yell where you yell so loud that you have an intense headache for about five minutes after. I felt so bad about it, I had never talked to my mother like that before and no shite, two minutes later I figured out that my dad meant for me to put up the beer.
I figured it out when I walked to the garage to get a water and saw an ice chest on the floor and opened it up and it was full of beer from the tailgate that weekend and my dad texted me around the same time and said "I mean beer."
We had a nice conversation later that day came to a firm understanding with one another.
I thought he meant like beet like a plant, not beer. He texted me that around 6 in the morning and I left the house at like 7 for work. I got all the way to work and then forgot that I was supposed to do that for my dad.
So I go all the back home and my mom is still there and I'm running around looking for this "beet" all through the house. My mom hadn't left for work yet, and asked what I was doing back home I said "dad asked me to put the beet up before I left for work."
She said "the what?" I told her "the beet"
We went back and forth like that for about five more times, each time she asked something along the lines of "the what?" I would get a little madder.
Finally I couldn't take it anymore, she asked what I was looking for again and in a fit of rage I screamed "THE BEET MOM, THE BEET!!! LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU JUST THE WAY IT WAS SPELLED TO ME B-E-E-T! THE BEET!!!"
The look on her face was pure shock and scared. I did that yell where you yell so loud that you have an intense headache for about five minutes after. I felt so bad about it, I had never talked to my mother like that before and no shite, two minutes later I figured out that my dad meant for me to put up the beer.
I figured it out when I walked to the garage to get a water and saw an ice chest on the floor and opened it up and it was full of beer from the tailgate that weekend and my dad texted me around the same time and said "I mean beer."
We had a nice conversation later that day came to a firm understanding with one another.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:52 pm to baybeefeetz
I never really flip out probably because my dad did so much. One of the better ones was when I was roughly 10-12 years old. A friend was at my house on the weekend and we asked to go to Burger King. My dad brought us, we all ordered food through the drive through, and we went home.
Well... my friend and I sit at the counter and start eating. My dad unwraps his burger and sees it is not what he ordered. He screams “THEY ALWAYS frick YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH!!!” and throws/spikes his burger into the kitchen floor. It exploded. Lettuce, ketchup, pickles all over the kitchen.
Turns out my friend grabbed and was eating my dad’s burger.
Well... my friend and I sit at the counter and start eating. My dad unwraps his burger and sees it is not what he ordered. He screams “THEY ALWAYS frick YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH!!!” and throws/spikes his burger into the kitchen floor. It exploded. Lettuce, ketchup, pickles all over the kitchen.
Turns out my friend grabbed and was eating my dad’s burger.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 1:53 pm to DesignTiger
You did her a favor early she could see what an a-hole she was about to marry.she cut and run I'f she was smart
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:01 pm to Hammertime
So you're literally an IED?
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:06 pm to BPTiger
Is your dad Joe Pesci?
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:15 pm to BPTiger
That reminds me of the time my dad and I went to sonic. I always ordered my burgers with cheese, mustard and ketchup (ie "cheeseburger, mustard and ketchup only.")
My burgers were always getting messed up. So my dad pulls up, and places our order. For mine he says the above and emphasizes just mustard and ketchup (the biggest error was always keeping mayo on there, which I hate.)
Our order comes. I look at my burger, and it's just mustard and ketchup between two buns. My dad lost his shite for some reason. I guess even he grew tired of my simple order getting messed up. This was the first time I ever heard his curse, and I heard them all. He ended it by throwing the condiment burger against the order screen and giving it a punch for good measure. To be fair, they were unconcerned with the issue and I guess that pissed off more.
Otw home, he said don't ever act like, apologized, and said don't tell your mother.
My burgers were always getting messed up. So my dad pulls up, and places our order. For mine he says the above and emphasizes just mustard and ketchup (the biggest error was always keeping mayo on there, which I hate.)
Our order comes. I look at my burger, and it's just mustard and ketchup between two buns. My dad lost his shite for some reason. I guess even he grew tired of my simple order getting messed up. This was the first time I ever heard his curse, and I heard them all. He ended it by throwing the condiment burger against the order screen and giving it a punch for good measure. To be fair, they were unconcerned with the issue and I guess that pissed off more.
Otw home, he said don't ever act like, apologized, and said don't tell your mother.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:19 pm to JazzyJeff
Sure have, Main street USA, Disney World AKA "The happiest place on Earth"
I was with Wife, kids, and Wife's family. Mother in Law, had bought tickets for us to eat ice cream while you watch the fireworks over the Castle at this particular restraunt/location. People were already lining up and holding spots for the show, that was not starting for another 20 or 30 mins. I was pushing a stroller and MIL was on a scooter. It was flippin crowded and difficult to move through the crowd.
Get to the corner, where we need to take a right and there is a dude standing there. I say excuse me, he ignores, I say it again, nothing.. So I tap him on the shoulder and asked if he could step out of the way long enough for us to roll by. He says, he is not giving up his spot, I try to explain I am not taking his spot and we go back and forth a little. Dude is not budging, so I snap and ram the stroller in the back of his leg and just push our way through all while saying things that certainly were not appropriate for Disney World.
Felt like a dick for embarrassing the wife and kids and losing my cool but seriously F that dude.
I was with Wife, kids, and Wife's family. Mother in Law, had bought tickets for us to eat ice cream while you watch the fireworks over the Castle at this particular restraunt/location. People were already lining up and holding spots for the show, that was not starting for another 20 or 30 mins. I was pushing a stroller and MIL was on a scooter. It was flippin crowded and difficult to move through the crowd.
Get to the corner, where we need to take a right and there is a dude standing there. I say excuse me, he ignores, I say it again, nothing.. So I tap him on the shoulder and asked if he could step out of the way long enough for us to roll by. He says, he is not giving up his spot, I try to explain I am not taking his spot and we go back and forth a little. Dude is not budging, so I snap and ram the stroller in the back of his leg and just push our way through all while saying things that certainly were not appropriate for Disney World.
Felt like a dick for embarrassing the wife and kids and losing my cool but seriously F that dude.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:38 pm to BPTiger
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I never really flip out probably because my dad did so much. One of the better ones was when I was roughly 10-12 years old. A friend was at my house on the weekend and we asked to go to Burger King. My dad brought us, we all ordered food through the drive through, and we went home.
Well... my friend and I sit at the counter and start eating. My dad unwraps his burger and sees it is not what he ordered. He screams “THEY ALWAYS frick YOU AT THE DRIVE THROUGH!!!” and throws/spikes his burger into the kitchen floor. It exploded. Lettuce, ketchup, pickles all over the kitchen.
Turns out my friend grabbed and was eating my dad’s burger.
that's great lolPosted on 9/29/17 at 2:45 pm to baybeefeetz
Yep, flipped the frick out on my ex wife when I found out that not only had the bitch took off while I was in Iraq, but she had also abandoned our then 2 year old son with her parents who were 5 hours away from MY parents, and her parents refused to let my parents see the child and since they didn't have custody, nothing they could do until I got home.
Thankfully the Army gave me emergency leave to come home, or else I would have went Lion Heart on them.
Went straight to my in law's house and threatened her dad's life if he didn't produce my child . Went the next day and filed for divorce and an emergency order of custody. Got both.
Luckily for that bitch it was years before I ever actually saw her again and I had a chance to cool down. Well, truth be told, probably lucky for me as well, else I might have killed her and went to jail.
Thankfully the Army gave me emergency leave to come home, or else I would have went Lion Heart on them.
Went straight to my in law's house and threatened her dad's life if he didn't produce my child . Went the next day and filed for divorce and an emergency order of custody. Got both.
Luckily for that bitch it was years before I ever actually saw her again and I had a chance to cool down. Well, truth be told, probably lucky for me as well, else I might have killed her and went to jail.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:47 pm to baybeefeetz
lol... it happens less than it used to. Age has mellowed me... but, sometimes, when exposed to raging stupidity, I am very expressive w/my thoughts & feelings!
My occupation (construction superintendent) places me in direct contact with many, many, idiots.
My occupation (construction superintendent) places me in direct contact with many, many, idiots.
Posted on 9/29/17 at 2:56 pm to baybeefeetz
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