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re: Ever just flip the F out?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:27 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:27 pm to OMLandshark
I almost flipped out reading about fricking crab cakes
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Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:28 pm to baybeefeetz
A cop asked me why I seemed nervous and I told her I didn't feel like getting shot today
I was arrested
I was arrested
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:30 pm to CBandits82
quote:
I went ballistic one time after missing a 2 footer to close a match.
To close a what??? A match? You mean a round?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:32 pm to LakeViewLSU
Was just messin with you man
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:36 pm to baybeefeetz
I skinned three fingers almost down to the bone about 4 years ago...got pinched moving a piece of equipment, thought they were cut off..was surprised to see them still attached.
I went back to said piece of equipment with the Case and lifted it with the bucket as high as possible and dropped it several times.
Peed on it.
Then left work for the day.
I went back to said piece of equipment with the Case and lifted it with the bucket as high as possible and dropped it several times.
Peed on it.
Then left work for the day.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:37 pm to baybeefeetz
Couple of times - I once completely dismantled my son's room in a fit of rage. 20 years later he still remembers it.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:41 pm to baybeefeetz
One time I went somewhere and the parking lot was pretty much filled. There were several cars in the handicapped parking that didn't have tags so I had to go park somewhere, that wasn't a parking spot, but it wasn't blocking anything.. It was the one and only spot I was able to park in.
When I came out I had a warning on my window. The security guard wrote it and he wrote it in a sarcastic way.. I saw him across the parking lot and asked him if he went look at the handicapped parking spots and he was like "I passed around there. Why?" and I told him that he wrote me a warning (it says that if I got another warning I would be towed), but there are people who don't have handicap tags who are parked in the handicapped sections and that I don't even need a handicap spot, I just need a place to get out, and since people who didn't have tags were parked in the spots that are for ramp vans, I had to make my own parking spot.
He told me some shite like "well if I make my way over there I will look into it if I remember". He was being a smartass so I kinda lost it. I took the "warning ticket", threw it out the window and told him he was a fake arse wanna be cop and that he can remember to go choke on a dick" and he was like "well next time if you cant find a place to park you better not park where you did because I will make sure your van will get towed" so I told him if that ever happens, once I get my van back I would come back to the parking lot and run his fat arse over in the parking lot.
He had this smirk on his face and after I told him that it was like I offended him. He was like "are you threatening me?" I told him to call it what the frick he wants, but that's what's going to happen and he was like "well I am going to report you for threatening me" and I told him I didn't give a frick.. We exchanged some more words, then a car was behind me so I had to move.
I actually thought about going park where I did, get out and go run my chair into his shins and try to fight the dude. I sort of flipped out more than I usually would for some reason.
When I came out I had a warning on my window. The security guard wrote it and he wrote it in a sarcastic way.. I saw him across the parking lot and asked him if he went look at the handicapped parking spots and he was like "I passed around there. Why?" and I told him that he wrote me a warning (it says that if I got another warning I would be towed), but there are people who don't have handicap tags who are parked in the handicapped sections and that I don't even need a handicap spot, I just need a place to get out, and since people who didn't have tags were parked in the spots that are for ramp vans, I had to make my own parking spot.
He told me some shite like "well if I make my way over there I will look into it if I remember". He was being a smartass so I kinda lost it. I took the "warning ticket", threw it out the window and told him he was a fake arse wanna be cop and that he can remember to go choke on a dick" and he was like "well next time if you cant find a place to park you better not park where you did because I will make sure your van will get towed" so I told him if that ever happens, once I get my van back I would come back to the parking lot and run his fat arse over in the parking lot.
He had this smirk on his face and after I told him that it was like I offended him. He was like "are you threatening me?" I told him to call it what the frick he wants, but that's what's going to happen and he was like "well I am going to report you for threatening me" and I told him I didn't give a frick.. We exchanged some more words, then a car was behind me so I had to move.
I actually thought about going park where I did, get out and go run my chair into his shins and try to fight the dude. I sort of flipped out more than I usually would for some reason.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:46 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Life Lessons never loan money to family members it's best to just give it to them if you can afford it.
Never go into business with family either.
Never go into business with family either.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:49 pm to OweO
Wall of text huh?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 8:55 pm to baybeefeetz
A very good friend committed suicide when we were in college. I had no idea he was suicidal so it took me by complete surprise and made me pretty depressed for a few months. One day about a week after he died my professor, who was the most disorganized, unprofessional douchebag ever came in the room and demanded that I turn in a paper that he never told me about. He stated it was on the syllabus and I responded by saying "well it's now the fourth week of class and you still haven't given us a syllabus even after I've emailed you multiple times for it". He came back at me with something that I don't remember but it set me off. I lost it on him, I jumped up out of my seat, got in his face and yelled at him, calling him an a-hole and told him the rest of the class thinks so too.
He told me to go in the hall to talk to him. We got in the hall and he was legitimately shaken and I dare say he was a little scared. He kept telling me to calm down repeatedly and by now I realize if I want a degree it's in my best interest to shut the frick up. I apologized to him and went back in the class. I finished the class with a "B".
I swear, this is a 100% true story.
He told me to go in the hall to talk to him. We got in the hall and he was legitimately shaken and I dare say he was a little scared. He kept telling me to calm down repeatedly and by now I realize if I want a degree it's in my best interest to shut the frick up. I apologized to him and went back in the class. I finished the class with a "B".
I swear, this is a 100% true story.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:08 pm to baybeefeetz
My two oldest kids have been fighting like assholes the past few weeks. I work late, get home, eat, then they break out into a vicious cockfight. Literally every night. I lost it tonight and just started pinning them down to make them stop. I can't take this shite. Too damn old.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:17 pm to AUCE05
Was the straw that broke the camels back when one put his hanglows on the others drum set?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:32 pm to ThatMakesSense
Yes
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:52 pm to baybeefeetz
I have intermittent explosive disorder, so yes, I flip out occasionally.
I smashed all of my house phones last night because a telemarketer called while I was concentrating on something
I smashed all of my house phones last night because a telemarketer called while I was concentrating on something
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:54 pm to baybeefeetz
I flipped the frick out of a bus once
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:58 pm to Hammertime
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I smashed all of my house phones last night because a telemarketer called while I was concentrating on something
I wish you would have said meditating.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:05 pm to OysterPoBoy
Christmas morning last year I randomly lost my shite.
Daughter was 2 so it was the first Christmas she could really get what was going on. Get her up, all excited. She opens the first present. It's a bubble gun, you put liquid bubbles in, pull the trigger, bubbles.
She threw an absolute shite fit for an hour, uncontrollably crying because we wouldn't disconnect the bubbles and let her play with them like she does outside.
I opened the door, threw her bubbles outside, gave her the little bubble gun to play with.
Felt like an a-hole, 5 minutes later everyone calmed down, told her I was sorry, we opened the rest of her gifts together.
Daughter was 2 so it was the first Christmas she could really get what was going on. Get her up, all excited. She opens the first present. It's a bubble gun, you put liquid bubbles in, pull the trigger, bubbles.
She threw an absolute shite fit for an hour, uncontrollably crying because we wouldn't disconnect the bubbles and let her play with them like she does outside.
I opened the door, threw her bubbles outside, gave her the little bubble gun to play with.
Felt like an a-hole, 5 minutes later everyone calmed down, told her I was sorry, we opened the rest of her gifts together.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:09 pm to BoogaBear
Kids going places, mostly outside.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:13 pm to CBandits82
During a saints loss in 2010. I cursed at the TV. A couple members of my family told me to calm down. I raised the stakes by cursing them out and stormed out the house. An hour later I had to come back and apologize to all.
That's the day I realized not to take a football game so seriously.
That's the day I realized not to take a football game so seriously.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:14 pm to ThatMakesSense
I flipped out a couple times in Iraq and Afghanistan and won't get into the details but last year while working for a big EPC company in a meeting, I was tired of the bullshite and stood up in the middle of an upper level meeting and said, "frick this!!"
Been happy ever since.
Been happy ever since.
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