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re: Ever hooked up with your realtor

Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118097 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:08 pm to
It’s all fun and games until you have to sit there and sign your name for 2 hours with her there, looking at you, expecting you to take her to lunch after and out later to meet some her friends at TJ Ribs.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:09 pm to
You just need better game

Chicks never stop being married from fricking
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12381 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:11 pm to
I’ll take your word for it. This woman realtor is fine even in her fifties. Large boobs and great lips. I need game.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7742 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:13 pm to
She's got to earn that commission.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:14 pm to
I wish you success brother
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:27 pm to
Not personally but I have seen A LOT of guys hook up with their realtor
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22667 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:28 pm to
Dear pornhub
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:29 pm to
Realtors licenses are real easy to get

And a big tit blonde chick can close a deal no matter what
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171743 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:30 pm to
No but one time I came across a big folder of naked pics of some brunette realtor chick decked out in LSU gear.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:32 pm to
Most single moms who are smarter than the 30 day nurses class can be a realtor
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
78630 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:34 pm to
Not sure I want someone like that selling my house.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10119 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 10:46 pm to
I hope you cleaned up your mess.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18586 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:28 pm to
I’m fairly sure a few i know would legit bang you for a bigger commission
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70147 posts
Posted on 1/5/20 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

Auburn Fan
quote:

My mother in law is a real estate agent. Can I get half credit?
Eatin’ ain't Cheatin’

You folks just can’t stand to not have relations with everybody who’s at the Thanksgiving table.

What is that compulsion?
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 11:35 pm
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1709 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:22 am to
You just watched that occupational training video
Posted by SpinYourHead
Member since Jan 2020
25 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 1:49 am to
Dear Penthouse:

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Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
21490 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 2:29 am to
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20946 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:10 am to
This post was edited on 1/6/20 at 7:12 am
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8634 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:19 am to
It worked for Tony Soprano.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21708 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 7:26 am to
She wasn't my realtor, but we were in a relationship for a short time. She liked to talk about how many politicians, doctors and other rich guys she had fricked to get a listing. She was one sick chick, but the sex was great while it lasted.
This post was edited on 1/6/20 at 7:38 am
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