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re: Ever have a situation where some guy is checking out your wife

Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110717 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:26 pm to
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when we’re traipsing around the city she’s surrounded by bodyguards


Who are all banging her when you're not around.
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
13191 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:28 pm to
Did you ever notice how long it takes you wife to go anywhere? And how she hides her body from you but will wear the skimpiest bikini on the beach? Why do they do that?
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33959 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:29 pm to
If you guys are doing a two vehicle motorcade, you might want to add a thrid vehicle to trail your wife's Escalade.

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Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173792 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:31 pm to
Fantastic suggestion my dear fellow.
Posted by SkintBack
SoLo
Member since Nov 2015
1890 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:32 pm to
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Little feat?


No, as in "bawwwwww, look at dat gator-tail comin down da baya, he got dat ting SKINTBACK bruh".
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
19018 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 3:33 pm to
absolutely - does it bother me? hell no.

at the end of the day she is with me - and not them - but i am also secure in my marriage as well.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56216 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:04 pm to
That seems perverted.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53662 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:15 pm to
No, but some guy petted my dog at PetSmart a few minutes ago
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:32 pm to
Hey man! I saw you wife! And she sure is ugggggggggleeee!
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:48 pm to
Varsity Theater a few years back. These two guys went up behind my wife and a friend she was talking to and started doing humping motions, grabbing their crotches and flicking their tongues at them. Kinda making motions like they were going to grab her arse. shite like that where the girls couldn't see them. I was behind all of them and I walked up and did a thing where I halfway put my arm around the guy like he's a buddy and half getting him in a headlock. I said "Hey dude, do you know my wife? Want me to introduce you to her?" Him and his buddy had been yucking it up but then they both froze and didn't say a word. I stared them both down and was a little disappointed that neither of them took a swing at me. Looked a little harder and realized they were both baked to the nines and just acting stupid to amuse each other. I guess I harshed their buzz. Oh well.
Posted by Sack531
Member since Jul 2019
549 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:53 pm to
My wife and drink for free all the time because of this. She gets offered a drink, says "sure", and then proceeds to bring me a cold beer. I love overzealous idiots. Pay attention boys, or you'll give it away for free.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:57 pm to
Haha this is funny
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 3/24/20 at 5:58 pm to
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shutterspeed


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