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re: Ever had a crazy ex take revenge? (Thoughts on my 10th wedding anniversary)
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:50 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:50 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Yes, trying to co-parent through Divorce for the last 7 yrs!
You've been going through a divorce for 7 years?! What the hell is the problem? That sounds miserable!
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:52 pm to Evil Little Thing
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that much closer to spinsterhood.
I accpeted my spinsterhood ages ago. No reason to have felony tacked on. Felonious Spinsterhood. That sounds like the title of a good book
Posted on 5/12/17 at 1:58 pm to Evil Little Thing
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ex has not, but my BF's ex started a regenge campaign against me. She emailed and mailed "anonymous" letters to me, my mom, his parents, and who knows. Trying to make it appear like they were from my ex-H. I've never spoken a single word to this woman, and she is the first enemy I've ever had.
My ex wife...
She did it to one ex gf awhile back and now doing it again to my current. She's never even met either of them and she has a boyfriend but she's so controlling. Doesn't help that I got the kids either. She would make fake Facebook accounts to message them and act like I was messing around and everything.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Bitches are crazy. Leaving your keys in truck is pretty much providing them with the opportunity.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:What is a "wife relative"?
Thinking about my wife relative 'the ones that got away' lets me know I'm still a lucky man even after 10 years.
quote:Never mind.
Alabama Fan
Sorry you date POS/kinfolk.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:08 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Not me personally, but my dad told me about one he experienced back in the day when he was in college. I guess after he broke up with a girl she sewed all of his underwear shut.
So, in retaliation he hung up signs all over campus saying that she was selling a bunch of her stuff from her dorm room. She got home to a huge line of people waiting at her door.
So, in retaliation he hung up signs all over campus saying that she was selling a bunch of her stuff from her dorm room. She got home to a huge line of people waiting at her door.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
There was this 1 time when Bae suspected I was cheating around on him n' it was true, i was indeedy, but felt bad about it. He kept on tryin to catch me tho which made 4 sum hawt times at the dewey domicile. sneakin around the garden n the poolhouse n the basement n the attic with our landscaper. His name was Paco, a very large strong man. Didn't speak ZERO English but my gosh he knew how to zero in on pleasing my pants. One time he had just gotten done mowing n weeding n trimming n fertilizin, n i was in the shower n he brought ME a glass of lemonade if u know what I mean XD hahahaha. Well anyways Bae got home from work early n he kicked Paco out to the curb n threw his lawnmower out into the street n it got runned over by a F150.
Then he went in the garage and took a sawzall 2 our brand new tandem bycycle that I got him 4 his b-day. I never saw Paco again.
Then he went in the garage and took a sawzall 2 our brand new tandem bycycle that I got him 4 his b-day. I never saw Paco again.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:34 pm to NoHoTiger
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Felonious Spinsterhood. That sounds like the title of a good book
It sounds like my future. Lol
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:38 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Evil Little Thing
Felonious Spinsters unite!!
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:42 pm to NoHoTiger
If females are spinsters, what are the men called? Playboy?
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:43 pm to jvilletiger25
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what are the men called? Playboy?
Wrinkly old balls
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:45 pm to NoHoTiger
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Felonious Spinsters
Would make a great band name.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 2:47 pm to NoHoTiger
Men can go either way. They are either extremely pitiful, like the old man in Up, where you want to cry because he's lonely, or they can be like Hugh Hefner.
Chicks don't get much of a choice. We become invisible. And dry
Chicks don't get much of a choice. We become invisible. And dry
Posted on 5/12/17 at 3:00 pm to NoHoTiger
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Wrinkly old balls
Yeah, but I'll have a 5 year plan

Posted on 5/12/17 at 5:28 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I've been lucky, I've dated only one crazy chick and though she exhibited some nutty behavior it was relatively harmless stuff like showing up at bars & restaurants where my new girlfriend and I were and trying to initiate contact, calling & showing up at my house in the middle of the night or camping out at the end of my cul de sac and waiting for my girlfriend to leave and then come knocking on the door, expecting to be let in (I never let her in). Only after I said "Don't you have any self-respect? You're embarrassing yourself" did she leave me alone.
However, before that happened I had a good bit of revenge myself. A couple of months after we split I had a college buddy from Chicago who was going through a divorce and I got us both invited to the Playboy Mansion mid-summer pajama party through a hookup (Jenna Jameson and her ex-husband). I was at the party and the ex was blowing up my phone, which I ignored. Finally, she texted a pic of her with David Wright & Paul LoDuca in some Scottsdale bar (she was a jersey fricker and the Mets were in town to play the DBacks). She called again and this time I picked up. She asked if I got the pic and I said I had. She said "it's loud there, where are you at?" I told her I was at the Playboy Mansion and that didn't go over well, calling me a "MFer", a "a POS" and a "cheater". Good times.
However, before that happened I had a good bit of revenge myself. A couple of months after we split I had a college buddy from Chicago who was going through a divorce and I got us both invited to the Playboy Mansion mid-summer pajama party through a hookup (Jenna Jameson and her ex-husband). I was at the party and the ex was blowing up my phone, which I ignored. Finally, she texted a pic of her with David Wright & Paul LoDuca in some Scottsdale bar (she was a jersey fricker and the Mets were in town to play the DBacks). She called again and this time I picked up. She asked if I got the pic and I said I had. She said "it's loud there, where are you at?" I told her I was at the Playboy Mansion and that didn't go over well, calling me a "MFer", a "a POS" and a "cheater". Good times.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 5:43 pm to Drewberry
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There was this 1 time when Bae suspected I was cheating around on him n' it was true, i was indeedy, but felt bad about it. He kept on tryin to catch me tho which made 4 sum hawt times at the dewey domicile. sneakin around the garden n the poolhouse n the basement n the attic with our landscaper. His name was Paco, a very large strong man. Didn't speak ZERO English but my gosh he knew how to zero in on pleasing my pants. One time he had just gotten done mowing n weeding n trimming n fertilizin, n i was in the shower n he brought ME a glass of lemonade if u know what I mean XD hahahaha. Well anyways Bae got home from work early n he kicked Paco out to the curb n threw his lawnmower out into the street n it got runned over by a F150.
Then he went in the garage and took a sawzall 2 our brand new tandem bycycle that I got him 4 his b-day. I never saw Paco again.
Yes you did. You ran into him at the fruit stand on the highway and y'all went to Vegas together. You said after that one you never saw him again. Sounds like you and Paco were a thing.
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