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re: Escorts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 2:57 am to Twain
Posted on 5/26/19 at 2:57 am to Twain
GF monogamous relationship, dating? No. Her job deprives her of the ability to be monogamous. Monogamy requires binary participation.
Friend-with benefits between proper relationships, sure. That's getting to bang a high-end escort for free.
Friend-with benefits between proper relationships, sure. That's getting to bang a high-end escort for free.
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Posted on 5/26/19 at 4:25 am to Twain
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Could you do it
frick yea if she would lemme lick her stretched out snatch at the end of a shift.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 5:33 am to Twain
Nah, just think if all the dicks she had in her were sticking out of her 
Posted on 5/26/19 at 5:37 am to BowDownToLSU
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Nah, just think if all the dicks she had in her were sticking out of her
That goes for damn near any woman today.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 5:43 am to mikelbr
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frick yea if she would lemme lick her stretched out snatch at the end of a shift.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 6:05 am to Twain
Would I date a whore? No
Posted on 5/26/19 at 7:01 am to Twain
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If she had everything you ever wanted in a woman
Everything I want in a woman doesn't include other guy's dicks.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 7:48 am to SLafourche07
With backpage shut down, where are these girls advertising mostly? Asking for a friend
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:12 am to Twain
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Would you consider dating a high-end escort? If she had everything you ever wanted in a woman...in a soul...energies perfectly synced and one in a lifetime connection. Everything.
Well the problem is all of that's a lie because she's, you know....A whore.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:14 am to TigersHuskers
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At least if shes high end you know she isn't getting g much BBC
That's true but she is getting golden showered and Cleveland steamed.
And the rusty trombones. My God the rusty trombones.
This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 8:18 am
Posted on 5/26/19 at 8:51 am to Twain
If by "dating" you mean paying to bang a couple of times, sure
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:41 pm to saint tiger225
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You're going in way too hard since you came back. Slow down, killa.
Do you really think I give a frick about this? ?? Shut your pretty mouth if you have no input on the thread.
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:50 pm to Twain
I have never been with an escort. Just common whores i.e., millennials. Just know someone who met someone organically but she told him what she did for a living before anything happened. When I was asked this question, my immediate reaction was to gag. But later, when on my own time, I thought about the pros and cons:
—she will rarely be up your arse
—you never have to wonder if she’s screwing someone else
—she has loads of money and properties if yer into that sorta thing
—you don’t have to bring her to family events
Maybe the question wound have been better worded as “pros and cons to dating an escort.”
—she will rarely be up your arse
—you never have to wonder if she’s screwing someone else
—she has loads of money and properties if yer into that sorta thing
—you don’t have to bring her to family events
Maybe the question wound have been better worded as “pros and cons to dating an escort.”
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