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re: Environmentalists Pushing for "Meat Tax"

Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:22 pm to
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That's one group you always hope will never turnip at your business



If you resist arrest he artichoke you.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:24 pm to
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If you resist arrest he artichoke you.

Lettuce hope it doesn't come to that
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:25 pm to
As long as we also impose the exact same tax on beans, tofu, and vegetables, I'm fine with it.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:30 pm to
They just want to squash individual freedoms.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:30 pm to
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Lettuce hope it doesn't come to that


If you fail to comply he might even kale you.
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:33 pm to
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They just want to squash individual freedoms.



My siblings and I tried to have a BBQ with them, but they wouldn't turnip. They don't condone when you pumpkin full of meat. (unless you're in Alabama where they relish that)
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:34 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:34 pm to
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If you fail to comply he might even kale you.



Then you'd have to cauliflower shop for arrangements for the funeral.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:41 pm to
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Then you'd have to cauliflower shop for arrangements for the funeral.


You’d be lucky enough to have someone carrot all.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:42 pm to
Lettuce please get back to the topic at hand.
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:42 pm to
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Lettuce please get back to the topic at hand.



TH03! Grape to see you!
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:44 pm to
Why do melons have big weddings?



Because they cantaloupe!
Posted by saint tiger225
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:47 pm to
I laughed harder than I should have at y'alls corny jokes. FML.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:48 pm to
Orange you glad I posted?
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:49 pm to
You ever go to a swinger party? Where everyone puts their car keys in a bowl?

My wife and I do sometimes, but we never end up with the kiwi want.
Posted by saint tiger225
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:49 pm to
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Orange you glad I posted?


I want to tell you the truth but I'm afraid I'll just lime or instead!
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:51 pm to
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You ever go to a swinger party? Where everyone puts their car keys in a bowl?

My wife and I do sometimes, but we never end up with the kiwi want.

Sounds like you get yourselves in quite a pickle
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:53 pm to
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Hamburger addicts, barbecue junkies, and fried chicken fanatics may soon be asked to pay a surcharge for their obsessions with meat.


I like how they reduce all meat consumption to these extremely specific foods as if that's the only conceivable place meat could be consumed. Clearly they've never heard of chicken salad or grilled chicken salads.


Clearly its a target at the "fat stupid southerners" who slam their faces with barbecue and fried chicken while cheering on TRUMP.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:54 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to
I wonder if these activists get paid by the hour or if they're celery'd employees.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm to
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I wonder if these activists get paid by the hour or if they're celery'd employees.



Beets me.
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