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Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:24 pm to fr33manator
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If you resist arrest he artichoke you.
Lettuce hope it doesn't come to that
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:25 pm to High C
As long as we also impose the exact same tax on beans, tofu, and vegetables, I'm fine with it.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:30 pm to Breesus
They just want to squash individual freedoms.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:30 pm to upgrayedd
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Lettuce hope it doesn't come to that
If you fail to comply he might even kale you.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:33 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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They just want to squash individual freedoms.
My siblings and I tried to have a BBQ with them, but they wouldn't turnip. They don't condone when you pumpkin full of meat. (unless you're in Alabama where they relish that)
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:34 pm to fr33manator
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If you fail to comply he might even kale you.
Then you'd have to cauliflower shop for arrangements for the funeral.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:41 pm to upgrayedd
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Then you'd have to cauliflower shop for arrangements for the funeral.
You’d be lucky enough to have someone carrot all.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:42 pm to fr33manator
Lettuce please get back to the topic at hand.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:42 pm to TH03
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Lettuce please get back to the topic at hand.
TH03! Grape to see you!
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:44 pm to Breesus
Why do melons have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Because they cantaloupe!
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:47 pm to upgrayedd
I laughed harder than I should have at y'alls corny jokes. FML.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:49 pm to saint tiger225
You ever go to a swinger party? Where everyone puts their car keys in a bowl?
My wife and I do sometimes, but we never end up with the kiwi want.
My wife and I do sometimes, but we never end up with the kiwi want.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:49 pm to TH03
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Orange you glad I posted?
I want to tell you the truth but I'm afraid I'll just lime or instead!
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:51 pm to Breesus
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You ever go to a swinger party? Where everyone puts their car keys in a bowl?
My wife and I do sometimes, but we never end up with the kiwi want.
Sounds like you get yourselves in quite a pickle
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:53 pm to High C
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Hamburger addicts, barbecue junkies, and fried chicken fanatics may soon be asked to pay a surcharge for their obsessions with meat.
I like how they reduce all meat consumption to these extremely specific foods as if that's the only conceivable place meat could be consumed. Clearly they've never heard of chicken salad or grilled chicken salads.
Clearly its a target at the "fat stupid southerners" who slam their faces with barbecue and fried chicken while cheering on TRUMP.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to tiggerthetooth
I wonder if these activists get paid by the hour or if they're celery'd employees.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm to upgrayedd
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I wonder if these activists get paid by the hour or if they're celery'd employees.
Beets me.
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