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re: Email from New Orleans PD Public Info Office - Re; Sobriety Checkpoint

Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21842 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Just tell the cop you don't have any money and they'll probably let you go.


No way. Telling them that will make them think you have cash they can seize- or worse seize the car and not charge you.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

"The Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus (HGN) Test.


...yeah that test is fricking bullshite. It's meant for you to fail. Which is why so many sober people fail it.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36662 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

My right eye twitches a lot. Like right now I can feel it sorta twitching. It's like a condition.


My eyes do this when my blood pressure is high.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:14 pm to
High blood pressure? Must be drunk.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151554 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:20 pm to
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Friday, April 15, 2016


Government is going to be double dipping into some poor fella's Whitney account Friday!
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40328 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:20 pm to
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It's not new. It's based in science: "The Horizontal Gaze Nystagmus (HGN) Test. You've seen this test in movies and public service announcements. It's the one where the officer has you watch a moving a pen or a flashlight. Nystagmus is an involuntary shaking of the eyes that usually only occurs at the extremes of your periphery. But when a person is intoxicated, it can occur at less steep angles. So the officer will have your eyes follow the object, slowly, back and forth. He or she will be watching for jerkiness in the way your eyes track the object, looking for that telltale shake when they're off at the sides. If nystagmus occurs within 45 degrees of center, you could be in trouble. A person without nystagmus should be able to follow the object smoothly, and when they look at a still object at 45 degrees, they should be able to do so steadily."


The cop's eyes are more jumpy than the suspect. It is very nearly completely worthless since most cops aren't trained very well to start with. Plus, some of those halfwits will do it for like 10 minutes.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17615 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:29 pm to
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yeah that test is fricking bull shite. It's meant for you to fail. Which is why so many sober people fail it.


Well any "test" that results in he said she said is already BS.


Lookie here
You twitched
Cuffs
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 5:50 pm to
Man, I love pissing off cops. It annoys the hell out of them when you refuse to self-incriminate on a DWI stop and then refuse to blow.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 9:54 pm to
Update?
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3820 posts
Posted on 4/14/16 at 10:10 pm to
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Should have asked to speak to his supervisor.


Am I being detained? Then I would like to continue down the road unmolested...
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