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Egg roll defense doesn't work for Florida woman
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:01 am
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:01 am
That's a new one for me. Love eggrolls though
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A Florida Woman who was pulled over early yesterday claimed that her erratic driving was “due to her eating an eggroll” while behind the wheel, according to police who arrested the motorist on DUI and narcotics possession charges.
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When a sheriff’s deputy approached driver Maria Jurgilewicz, 45, “the defendant had a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her breath.” Jurgilewicz, the cop added, had “difficulty following simple instructions” and “her speech appeared to be slurred and mumbled.”
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Asked about her erratic “driving pattern” Jurgilewicz “claimed it was due to her eating an eggroll while driving.”
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While arrest affidavits make no mention of an egg roll (or egg roll fragments) being found in Jurgilewicz’s auto, cops did seize “several different types of pills,” including the opioid Tramadol, from the car. A straw with “white powdered residue on the inside was found near the pills,”
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Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
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including the opioid Tramadol,
I was always told tramadol was non narcotic
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
I mean, who doesn't load a nice egg roll with some Tramadol?
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:03 am to fr33manator
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I was always told tramadol was non narcotic
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:03 am to fr33manator
In an egg roll, it is.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:08 am to canyon
This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs
This is your brain on drugs
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:09 am to fr33manator
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:13 am to DemonKA3268
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Maria Jurgilewicz, 45
That’s a rough 45 years.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:13 am to DemonKA3268
legit WYHI
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:18 am to CAD703X
Surprised she didn't offer to Jurgilewicz the officer in the back seat of his car to get out of being arrested.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:19 am to fr33manator
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including the opioid Tramadol,
.
I was always told tramadol was non narcotic
tramadol is like a sugar pill compared to hydrocodone
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:21 am to fr33manator
It was non-scheduled then they modified it years ago to a schedule IV. It's pretty ridiculous they mention it in the article like it's heroin or something.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:21 am to fr33manator
Some states classify it as a narcotic
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:23 am to tigburls
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It was non-scheduled then they modified it years ago to a schedule IV. It's pretty ridiculous they mention it in the article like it's heroin or something.
you can buy it over the counter in a lot of countries outside the US
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:31 am to tigburls
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It's pretty ridiculous they mention it in the article like it's heroin or something.
Right?
“She was also caught with Benadryl, paracetamol, diphenhydramine and a pack of chewy sweet tarts!”
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:33 am to DemonKA3268
Great, now I want a couple of egg rolls. I know what I'm having for lunch today.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:34 am to DemonKA3268
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including the opioid Tramadol
meh
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A straw with “white powdered residue on the inside was found near the pills,”
Atta girl
This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 8:34 am
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:39 am to CAD703X
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legit WYHI
Nah, I'm good
Posted on 11/16/21 at 8:39 am to DemonKA3268
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When a sheriff’s deputy approached driver Maria Jurgilewicz, 45, “the defendant had a distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her breath.”
Stupid cop. He obviously needs to learn the difference between the smell of alcohol and egg rolls.
Posted on 11/16/21 at 9:11 am to fr33manator
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I was always told tramadol was non narcotic
I thought so too, but it is an opiod.
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