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Dumbest panhandler signs you’ve seen
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:25 pm
There’s a dude here in NW Arkansas panhandling at an intersection with a sign that says “Invisible hot dogs $1.” Is that supposed to be funny? I don’t get it.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:27 pm to TheWalrus
“Anything helps: It takes money for a bum to get laid by a decent woman”
Or words to that effect
Or words to that effect
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:28 pm to TheWalrus
He aint sellin nothin, askin for a buck baw cmon
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:29 pm to TheWalrus
“Bet you can’t hit me with a quarter”
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:35 pm to TheWalrus
There’s a gutter punk girl in the French quarter with a sign that reads “dildo show, anything helps!”
INB4 I can fix her
INB4 I can fix her
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:37 pm to TheWalrus
“Who are we kidding, I want to buy beer.”
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:47 pm to TheWalrus
I saw one once with a blank sign.
I said "your sign is backwards, turn it around."
He replied that it was not backward, he needed money to but a pen or marker.
I said "your sign is backwards, turn it around."
He replied that it was not backward, he needed money to but a pen or marker.
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:47 pm to TheWalrus
"need drug money"
and a cop was searching his shite
and a cop was searching his shite
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:54 pm to TheWalrus
The ones with their CashApp and/or Venmo info bother me. I guess I'm getting old, but back in my day our homeless didn't mess with technology.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:58 pm to TheGeauxt9
I know that, but it’s just stupid and not clever.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:24 pm to TheWalrus
Will work for food.
Then, you ask then to work, and they refuse.
Then, you ask then to work, and they refuse.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:30 pm to TheWalrus
In Italy once I saw a guy just making total noise with an accordion and a sign that said "Help Me I'm Deaf"
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:33 pm to TheWalrus
Was in MA and dude had his "Need Weed Money" sign up.
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:39 pm to TheWalrus
In Vegas, some young guy sitting on sidewalk too lazy to even stand, signs says " I'm not gonna lie, I just want some money to buy some weed ! " . How bout get a job dude and spend your own money!
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:44 pm to TheWalrus
Saw this in Austin after the F1 race.


Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:46 pm to HubbaBubba
There's a guy here in Lexington who's sign says "Too Ugly to Strip"
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 8:46 pm
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