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Dumbest panhandler signs you’ve seen

Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:25 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47348 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:25 pm
There’s a dude here in NW Arkansas panhandling at an intersection with a sign that says “Invisible hot dogs $1.” Is that supposed to be funny? I don’t get it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74795 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:27 pm to
“Anything helps: It takes money for a bum to get laid by a decent woman”

Or words to that effect
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1083 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:28 pm to
He aint sellin nothin, askin for a buck baw cmon
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59311 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:29 pm to
“Bet you can’t hit me with a quarter”
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
57932 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
24351 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:35 pm to
There’s a gutter punk girl in the French quarter with a sign that reads “dildo show, anything helps!”




INB4 I can fix her
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9700 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:37 pm to
“Who are we kidding, I want to buy beer.”
Posted by toratiger
susukino
Member since Aug 2008
3549 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:47 pm to
I saw one once with a blank sign.

I said "your sign is backwards, turn it around."


He replied that it was not backward, he needed money to but a pen or marker.
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 3:48 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20200 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:47 pm to
"need drug money"

and a cop was searching his shite

Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7816 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:54 pm to
The ones with their CashApp and/or Venmo info bother me. I guess I'm getting old, but back in my day our homeless didn't mess with technology.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47348 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 3:58 pm to
I know that, but it’s just stupid and not clever.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
2993 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:24 pm to
Will work for food.

Then, you ask then to work, and they refuse.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9417 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:30 pm to
In Italy once I saw a guy just making total noise with an accordion and a sign that said "Help Me I'm Deaf"
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
904 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:33 pm to
Was in MA and dude had his "Need Weed Money" sign up.



Posted by TexasTiger27
San Marcos Tx
Member since Sep 2016
525 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:39 pm to
In Vegas, some young guy sitting on sidewalk too lazy to even stand, signs says " I'm not gonna lie, I just want some money to buy some weed ! " . How bout get a job dude and spend your own money!
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51763 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:44 pm to
Saw this in Austin after the F1 race.

Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19929 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 8:46 pm to
There's a guy here in Lexington who's sign says "Too Ugly to Strip"
This post was edited on 5/4/26 at 8:46 pm
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