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re: Dude Hands Out Beating Without Dropping His Groceries

Posted on 7/18/16 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by illinitiger
North then South
Member since Feb 2009
3331 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 7:24 pm to
that Tecate is going to be pretty foamy when he goes to open it
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3372 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:03 pm to
Actually he was 5 of 6
third punch was actually a miss to the chin, but did barely touch the guy at the throat.

That said still uncanny accuracy. Extremely uncanny when you consider he never even uses the groceries as a counter weight when throwing the punches and actually throws almost all of them flat-footed.

Dude had some history fighting you could tell, never even got worked up after demolishing the dude..just walked away like a Boss.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52788 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:05 pm to
That's a badass cholo right there
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Dude Hands Out Beating Without Dropping His Groceries
"That's it"

Then another punch and two kicks.

"Yep, that's it"




Posted by jtran1988
Corndog U
Member since Oct 2008
5684 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:30 pm to
JUST.
LIKE.
THAT.

WOW.
Posted by Bojangles
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
2092 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:39 pm to
Damnnnn

Dudes glasses went for a ride
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

that Tecate is going to be pretty foamy when he goes to open it



I was wondering if anyone was going to beat me to this comment. Dude went straight for his beer after the beating too.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3145 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Dude went straight for his beer after the beating too.


He needs about 3 beers after that beating.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30010 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Not gonna lie, your boy handled those punches pretty well. That first punch would have been enough to knock out a majority of people. It took 3 more solid shots to get him down.


He was out on his feet.

Happens to a lot of people.

Anyone who doesn't raise their hands after that first lick is clearly KTFO
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:30 pm to
I disagree, respectfully of course. He has enough wherewithal to say "that's it?" after the 3rd hit. Someone knocked out isn't going to be saying shite. No doubt he was a little stunned at first tho

Regardless he needs to come up with better defense tactics next time
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66469 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:31 pm to
Page 3 and he still ain't checked his knuckles
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:33 pm to
That last kick was venturing into go to prison territory.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25913 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 9:49 pm to
"Aw, is he ok?"

"Haha, nah, no hes not"
Posted by BayouLSU
down south
Member since Feb 2007
483 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:00 pm to
That's why you move your head boys and girls. He left his chin out there for the taking.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
44185 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:08 pm to
Did we ever find out why they were fighting?
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:19 pm to
The guy with the drink learned those moves from somebody on this board. That's how Hammertime checks people's knuckles too.

That's why he decided to train as a douchey Internet badass.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127594 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

That last kick was venturing into go to prison territory.
Agreed. That was a vicious shot.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30010 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:23 pm to
I just realized if you pause on the second punch you can see the guys entire body go limp, puncher put everything into it

Guys hands are the size of paint cans
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
13043 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

That looks like something I would do.

Except I'd probably stay down longer.



Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 7/18/16 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

Always swing first kids.
No shite.

The millisecond that dudes forehead would have touched mine, I would have cracked him.

Can't believe how long they stayed there touching heads. WTF?
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