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re: Drunk dude pours a bottle hand sanitizer all over himself and comedy begins

Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:40 am to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:40 am to
Those cops are way more at fault than any 2021 comedy hour bullshite.

He’s in the police station. He’s drunk. Three grown men can’t handle this? Get on the treadmill. Eat fewer donuts. It isn’t the drunk guys fault they haven’t seen their penises in five years.

And to top it off they can’t even put out a small fire? Public safety my arse. They are just an arm of the statist authoritarians. Big unions. Big pensions. Big government.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 7:43 am
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79569 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:42 am to
I think a lot of the issues with police brutality incidents are simply lack of proper training, but not sure anyone has thought of "dude just doused himself with hand sanitizer and you tased him, yo he's on fire, how do you put him out" classes.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 7:49 am
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79569 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:43 am to
quote:

Three grown men can’t handle this? Get on the treadmill. Eat fewer donuts. It isn’t the drunk guys fault they haven’t seen their penises in five years.


none of the cops in that video were fat
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:44 am to
Lack of training or low-functioning to begin with? I’ve seen tenderfoot Boy Scouts handle things more adroitly.

Low-functioning criminals being ‘policed’ by low-functioning cops.

We are doomed. MAGA just isn’t possible. I wish it were.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 7:46 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299521 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:45 am to
They were just too scared to do their job.

Looked more like a three stooges skit than reality. Those cops were an embarrassment.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79569 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:46 am to
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MAGA just isn’t possible



Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66971 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:47 am to
The human torch was denied a bank loan.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172305 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:50 am to
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Also hand sanitizer is dumb in general and if you use it you're stupid.


Relax bro its over
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79569 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 7:54 am to
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Also hand sanitizer is dumb in general and if you use it you're stupid. It doesn't do anything but dry your skin out.



Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29595 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:00 am to
Wish I hadn't watched that
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11962 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:11 am to
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If he died, it wasn't because of what happened in the video.



Likely lung damage due to the inhalation of the fumes/flames.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:55 am to
FAFO
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39634 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:14 am to
Nikki Lauda was a badass.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9918 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:34 am to
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He goes out in a blaze of glory.


Anyone NOT singing Bon Jovi didn't grow up in the 80's
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139414 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:50 am to
Died doing what he loved
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
40385 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:51 am to
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Dude is going to be a millionaire.



He doused it on himself .

Then got wild.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:52 am to
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Drunk dude


where would we be without this guy? Fail gifs thread would be 2 pages
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32529 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:01 am to


Looks like he wanted to be like Ghost Rider.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29897 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Sergeant Mark Nazi,1


quote:

1 Pronounced “nozzy.”



I bet it was.

Imagine having that last name.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77241 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:44 am to
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Drunk dude pours a bottle hand sanitizer all over himself and comedy begins


I'd call that a 'clean' shoot.... Or Taze, if you will.
This post was edited on 1/11/24 at 11:44 am
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