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re: Drunk 20 Year Old Jumps off Cruise Ship
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:31 pm to Funky Tide 8
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:31 pm to Funky Tide 8
This is why I put apple air tags on my kids whenever we go on cruises. I’m a science junky and tracking the shark would help me grieve.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:35 pm to Funky Tide 8
I have a feeling there would be something fishy about the toxicology report.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:35 pm to dukke v
quote:I'm not sure I could get drunk enough to get on a cruise ship.
I don’t think I could get drunk enough to jump off a ship.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:39 pm to tokenBoiler
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I'm not sure I could get drunk enough to get on a cruise ship.
I'm not sure if you've ever been a dude. The spectacular levels of drunk I've seen myself, and guys near me, be, fully validate the possibility. We had dumbasses climbing 10+ story balconies to get into girls rooms in Myrtle Beach. Nobody died, but they should have.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:40 pm to Funky Tide 8
“I’m on a booooatttt!”
Except not anymore.
Except not anymore.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:02 pm to Funky Tide 8
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20 year old escapes hell ship nightmare
FIFY
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:02 pm to ned nederlander
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This is why I put apple air tags on my kids whenever we go on cruises
Like on a necklace ?
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:07 pm to LaBR4
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the 18-story Liberty of the Seas cruise ship
So would that be like from an 18 story building?
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:15 pm to Havoc
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So would that be like from an 18 story building?
No, it is like knots, the ship would be ~15 1/2 land stories.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:27 pm to Obtuse1
quote:that's your storey & you're sticking to itquote:No, it is like knots, the ship would be ~15 1/2 land stories
So would that be like from an 18 story building?
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:35 pm to LemmyLives
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We had dumbasses climbing 10+ story balconies to get into girls rooms i
Risking life for pussy and committing suicide aren’t quite the same
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:36 pm to Funky Tide 8
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When we got to them, he said to his dad, 'I'll fix this right now.' And he jumped out the window in front of us all."
He’s not drunk anymore so mission accomplished
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:38 pm to biglego
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Risking life for pussy and committing suicide aren’t quite the same
It may not get any better than this.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:46 pm to Funky Tide 8
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he said to his dad, 'I'll fix this right now.' And he jumped out the window in front of us all."
Woof.
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:47 pm to biglego
dumb kids that age, especially drunk, think they’re invincible.
I’d bet he didn’t think he was going to die until he was about 3/4 of the way through that jump. Probably had a split second where he sobered up before his death when he realized oh shite I’m gonna die
I’d bet he didn’t think he was going to die until he was about 3/4 of the way through that jump. Probably had a split second where he sobered up before his death when he realized oh shite I’m gonna die
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:49 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Drunk 20 Year Old Jumps off Cruise Ship
Think his pops gets a discount on the booze upon checkout?
Posted on 4/6/24 at 12:08 am to Who_Dat_Tiger
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I’d bet he didn’t think he was going to die until he was about 3/4 of the way through that jump
I would like to introduce you to every dude I ever met at LSU in the 90s. Some of those realizations resulted in child support, too.
Posted on 4/6/24 at 12:58 am to Funky Tide 8
Parents got him out of the house 5 years early.
Posted on 4/6/24 at 1:12 am to Raoul Stimulato
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Re Hart Crane:
He jumped
Overboard
And his father - a business dude from Akron - invented the Lifesaver candy.
Think on that.
Now that is a truly interesting fact.
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