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re: Drunk 20 Year Old Jumps off Cruise Ship

Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
4293 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:31 pm to
This is why I put apple air tags on my kids whenever we go on cruises. I’m a science junky and tracking the shark would help me grieve.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
5399 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:35 pm to
I have a feeling there would be something fishy about the toxicology report.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4420 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

I don’t think I could get drunk enough to jump off a ship.
I'm not sure I could get drunk enough to get on a cruise ship.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6529 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure I could get drunk enough to get on a cruise ship.


I'm not sure if you've ever been a dude. The spectacular levels of drunk I've seen myself, and guys near me, be, fully validate the possibility. We had dumbasses climbing 10+ story balconies to get into girls rooms in Myrtle Beach. Nobody died, but they should have.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65784 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:40 pm to
“I’m on a booooatttt!”

Except not anymore.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98240 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

20 year old escapes hell ship nightmare


FIFY
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124573 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

This is why I put apple air tags on my kids whenever we go on cruises


Like on a necklace ?
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28491 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

the 18-story Liberty of the Seas cruise ship

So would that be like from an 18 story building?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25742 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

So would that be like from an 18 story building?


No, it is like knots, the ship would be ~15 1/2 land stories.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142226 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

quote:

So would that be like from an 18 story building?
No, it is like knots, the ship would be ~15 1/2 land stories
that's your storey & you're sticking to it
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76420 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

We had dumbasses climbing 10+ story balconies to get into girls rooms i

Risking life for pussy and committing suicide aren’t quite the same
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76420 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:36 pm to
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When we got to them, he said to his dad, 'I'll fix this right now.' And he jumped out the window in front of us all."


He’s not drunk anymore so mission accomplished
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6529 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

Risking life for pussy and committing suicide aren’t quite the same


It may not get any better than this.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17890 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

he said to his dad, 'I'll fix this right now.' And he jumped out the window in front of us all."


Woof.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17526 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:47 pm to
dumb kids that age, especially drunk, think they’re invincible.

I’d bet he didn’t think he was going to die until he was about 3/4 of the way through that jump. Probably had a split second where he sobered up before his death when he realized oh shite I’m gonna die
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79304 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

Drunk 20 Year Old Jumps off Cruise Ship


Think his pops gets a discount on the booze upon checkout?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50587 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 11:51 pm to
Dang man. That sucks.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6529 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 12:08 am to
quote:

I’d bet he didn’t think he was going to die until he was about 3/4 of the way through that jump


I would like to introduce you to every dude I ever met at LSU in the 90s. Some of those realizations resulted in child support, too.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4245 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 12:58 am to
Parents got him out of the house 5 years early.

Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9840 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 1:12 am to
quote:

Re Hart Crane:
He jumped
Overboard

And his father - a business dude from Akron - invented the Lifesaver candy.

Think on that.



Now that is a truly interesting fact.
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