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re: drove my wifes boyfriend to work this morning

Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

drove my wifes boyfriend to work this morning


At least he has a J-O-B!


ETA:Wait...did you drive him to YOUR work?
This post was edited on 7/27/22 at 5:42 pm
Posted by Required
Member since Mar 2022
251 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:42 pm to
Oh you drive a jeep to work. Cool story bro
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120003 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:43 pm to
You didn't drive me to work.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194381 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

You didn't drive me to work.

cause your chair wouldn't fit
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:46 pm to
You and Mmmmmbeeer have a lot in common.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
28209 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:46 pm to
BBC?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133181 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

You didn't drive me to work.


Because no woman would want you enough to even be a pity frick much less a boyfriend.

You couldn’t get laid on the border with a fist full of green cards
This post was edited on 7/27/22 at 5:48 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58224 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

You couldn’t get laid on the boarder with a fist full of green cards

You underestimate the illegals
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120003 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:50 pm to
Seriously, do they have women who have an eye patch fetish?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:52 pm to
Lame bot.
If we must have them,
Chicken needs better bots
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15242 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Seriously, do they have women who have an eye patch fetish?

You think this is some kind of gotcha, you jackass?
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20718 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

drove my wifes boyfriend to work this morning


I bet you tried to give him your own ride...playa!
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20718 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 5:56 pm to
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Seriously, do they have women who have an eye patch fetish?


Not sure...but I am sure an eye patch could hold your junk, so you could always make it useful that way.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
40875 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

drove my wifes boyfriend to work this morning

Your front yard:

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133181 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Seriously, do they have women who have an eye patch fetish?



Dude…women LOVE pirates. As far as cool looking injuries go, losing an eye is at the top. People always want to know about it, and I lean into it too. I’m a storyteller, and kids always get a kick out of it. Which means mom’s get a kick out of it.

Like dumbo’s feather, it helped to give me confidence and that is what women love.

So, yes, it has definitely helped me plunder some booty.

Sorry no women have a thing for creepy, greasy, limp-legged cretins with patchy beards.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10673 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 6:04 pm to
Best have some hot coffee for me tomorrow son.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133181 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 6:39 pm to



That sign is so contradictory.


Black Lives Matter-except to the millions of blacks killed by other blacks

Women’s rights are human rights-can’t even Define what a woman is.

No human is illegal-but it’s alright to kill a bunch of little ones

Science is real-unless it doesn’t jive with your politics

Love is love- that’s the bullshite they started with that now wants to teach anal tranny sex to 8 year olds

Kindness is everything-they are some of the most unkind people you will meet.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17186 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 7:29 pm to
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That sign is so contradictory.
That’s the joke.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84382 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 7:34 pm to
How’d you lose your eye? How did I miss that? When did it happen?
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