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re: Dr Seuss cheated on his wife who had cancer causing her to kill herself

Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16556 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:30 pm to
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That’s what i’ve been saying. I’m sure it existed before the internet too.


Agreed, it's a funny association. Who cares where it came from, your timing was perfect. He's probably just jelly about the stupid upvotes.
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 1:31 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133538 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:33 pm to
It came from my head and reading a book we all read when we were kids.

It’s not like I was trying to patent it or say that I was the only person ever to come up with a similar scheme.

But I did not steal it. I always give credit where credit is due.



quote:

He's probably just jelly about the stupid upvotes



Why!? They don’t matter, have no bearing on anything, no value. Who would be jealous of a thing that has no worth?
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16556 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:36 pm to
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Why!? They don’t matter, have no bearing on anything, no value. Who would be jealous of a thing that has no worth?


I was just saying it to make fun of him. He might not be jelly of the upvotes.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14555 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:43 pm to
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it shows your emotional weakness as a person.


Or maybe you're just a Horndog who hopes he doesn't get caught and lose half of everything.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59467 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 1:52 pm to
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I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cansuuuuh...


She saw my picture in a music magazine
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37934 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 2:42 pm to
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This was on reddit more than two months ago.


Man. It's like finding out that Mark McGwire was juicing all over again.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72932 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 2:48 pm to
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Look what the fark board did!
I have a name....

I'm called "Dennis".

This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 2:50 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133538 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 2:55 pm to
Gave you credit
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31340 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 3:11 pm to
Thread took a turn I wasn’t expecting a throwdown

edit: i gotcha back baw
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 3:14 pm
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5565 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 3:49 pm to
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This was on reddit more than two months ago. And I think I've heard it even before that.


Congrats on being the world biggest wet blanket. I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133538 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 3:56 pm to
The funny thing is that he’s trying to throw it as some sort of gotcha.

I mean, Occam’s razor. What’s more likely? That I went digging for this on a site I don’t frequent (because the layout is shite) and have been sitting on it, waiting for a thread about it to come up, and finally it did and withon seconds i’d Posted it...


Or that This kind of stuff is sort of my shtick and it came off the cuff?


This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 4:01 pm
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16556 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 4:13 pm to
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I mean, Occam’s razor.


I wouldn't go down this road, overhearing something or reading something somewhere else and repeating it at a later time is exponentially easier than having original thought and timing for comedy.

Spamming old memes is easy. See Germans.
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 4:15 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133538 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 4:37 pm to
Well I don’t know what to tell you. This isn’t the first dr Seuss parody i’ve Done on here.


not that any of it matters.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19262 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 5:31 pm to
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But aren’t you a piece of shite for leaving? What is the difference and who is one better than the other?


It’s disrespectful to a spouse and exposes him or her to STD’s. I’m pretty sure, given the option, a spouse would say to move on with your life rather than cheat.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 5:44 pm to
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Thread took a turn I wasn’t expecting a throwdown

edit: i gotcha back baw

David the Gnome gets death threats when he steals jokes from Reddit. Free gets 600 up votes.
This post was edited on 9/10/18 at 5:47 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133538 posts
Posted on 9/10/18 at 5:55 pm to
I didn’t steal a joke from Reddit.
I made it and not once did edit,
I did not steal from here or there,
I did not steal from anywhere!
Not from a book,
Not from a site,
I used my brain,
That joke to write,
I do not pilfer other’s jokes,
I don’t mencia other folks.
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