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re: Don't want to wear the wedding ring anymore
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:38 pm to britplw0815
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:38 pm to britplw0815
I stopped reading after your fourth sentence. What you are really trying to say is you want to get one of those cool ring tattoos. Permission granted.
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:39 pm to Displaced
quote:Understood.
Her rings stay on it too. That much meat needs multiple rings to constrict the blood flow.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:42 pm to britplw0815
Stop losing the rings, dumbass.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:42 pm to Breauxsif
I take it you've never been with a pregnant woman...
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:42 pm to britplw0815
Your wife sounds fricking batshit cray. The OT can already foresee a life of pure hell for you that's already unfolding. This is all over some stupid ring situation?
Who pays the bills? Who works full time? Let me guess, you're ok with her prancing around in luluemon yoga pants, drinking Starbucks and shopping at Whole Foods at 1:00 pm, driving a Range Rover that you pay for, all while she's giving you shite about a wedding band?
You really need to man up
Who pays the bills? Who works full time? Let me guess, you're ok with her prancing around in luluemon yoga pants, drinking Starbucks and shopping at Whole Foods at 1:00 pm, driving a Range Rover that you pay for, all while she's giving you shite about a wedding band?
You really need to man up
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:42 pm to britplw0815
Tattoo ring
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:43 pm to britplw0815
My dad has never worn one.
For any of his three wives.
For any of his three wives.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:43 pm to Bama323_15
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did not buy a state championship ring when I had the opportunity.
Nice subtle brag. Did you score four touchdowns in one game?
EDIT: Goddamnit, I missed the baseball part, but I'm not changing Al Bundy because of an inferior sport.
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:43 pm to britplw0815
Get a tattoo of a ring. No more lost rings
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:44 pm to dagrippa
Have bitch skin! I can't wear one without getting ring rash or whatever it's called.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:44 pm to white_mj
Same boat, wife really hated it when she was pregnant because she didn't want to look like she was carrying a bastard child
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:45 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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I take it you've never been with a pregnant woman...
No, cant say I have. I guess you don't have to worry about period sects, which I have experienced.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:45 pm to britplw0815
Considering your wife is about to push a hairy watermelon out of a hole that's about the size of a quarter for you, I feel like the least you could do is wear a ring for her.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:45 pm to britplw0815
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So I have been married for a little over a year. I've always worn a wedding ring. I've lost four now and I am tired of buying new ones. I have been wearing the silicon kind and they just started to irritate my finger and plus I lost it. I love my wife and have no desire to stray. She thinks it is weird all of a sudden I don't want to wear one. We just found out she is pregnant with our first child. She thinks the timing is weird that I don't want to wear the ring now. She's been pretty emotional and going nuts because of this ring. I just don't want to keep buying rings and losing them. I feel I am wasting money when we have a child on the way now and we need to be saving everything we can. She thinks the ring symbolizes our marriage. I think that is bullsh*t and it is just a ring. I think she is more insecure with herself and that is why she wants me to wear the ring. I have never given her any reason to think I am straying nor would I. Would love to know what you all have to say. I need outside perspectives from people who don't know either of us.
How i lost the four:
2 broke because they are silicon
1 fell in a concrete crack at work and I could not get it out
the last one i think i lost it at the house
I foresee this kid growing up with a new daddy at home and going to visit the OP every other weekend.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:46 pm to britplw0815
On the bright side, once she divorces your arse, you'll never have to wear a ring again
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:47 pm to britplw0815
Both you and your wife are immature as frick
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:49 pm to Darth_Vader
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foresee this kid growing up with a new daddy at home and going to visit the OP every other weekend.
Every other weekend
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:50 pm to britplw0815
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married for a little over a year.
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I've lost four now
I can't comprehend how yall do shite like this.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:51 pm to britplw0815
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She thinks the ring symbolizes our marriage. I think that is bullsh*t and it is just a ring. I think she is more insecure with herself and that is why she wants me to wear the ring.
Honest question, have you ever met a woman?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:51 pm to britplw0815
I wear mine to work & when we go out but that's it.
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