Don't hate me but another topic. What should I do If I Got A Date? It's my first one...

you will have to piihb or she'll leave and never talk to u again

You should lick your moms arse then kiss the girl and ask her if she likes your moms cooking.

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Should I kiss her chick?

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You should really check your spelling

1) Just tell your parents that your gay and get that out of the way.
2)When you see him tell him he looks good in those jeans.that should land you the date
3) Establish that you are the alpha in the relationship although your sounding like the beta in this post.So i recommend vaseline because you dont want your first time to be to painful.

You have to assert dominance. Best way to do that is to do the helicopter dick.

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Don't hate me

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It's kind of hard not to.

When you go to pick her up you should first introduce yourself to her father and give him a firm handshake with eye contact. After greeting her mom you should walk over to your date and slip your hand up her skirt to verify that she does not have a penis. Now here's where it gets tricky. If you've done your homework and already established that your date is not adopted there'll be no need for a second penis check. Just remember, you only get one chance at a first impression.

Door Test
Give her the door test. If she passes, kiss her chick. If she fails, stick it in her rear and then dump her.

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Someone told me to give her the hot beef injection.What does that mean?

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Secret menu item at Arby's, be polite, tell her father you're going to give her one, but ask if he would like one too.