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Don't cool off from this heat by launching rocket pops into your vaginas or rectums (nsfw)
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:23 am
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:23 am
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Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help. But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is. Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals. She said: “The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage. “There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damge.” Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn’t sound horrible enough, there’s also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 10:38 am
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Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:25 am to arseinclarse
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“There are many things that should never go near a vagina
such as? if i had one, everything in the house would be labeled "fits" or " doesn't fit".
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 10:26 am
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:25 am to arseinclarse
shite!!!! now you tell us!! #$%^&*()!!
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:25 am to arseinclarse
The porn I watched this morning directly contradicts this ladies claim.
Pussy pops are a wonderful thing.
Pussy pops are a wonderful thing.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:25 am to arseinclarse
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there’s also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
just a little core cooldown
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:26 am to beerJeep
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Pussy pops are a wonderful thing.
And delicious
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
It's funny that women over in Europe are so dumb, that they have to even come out and tell them this.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:27 am to SeeeeK
yeah, you do have to wonder how many times this has happened before they needed a warning.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:29 am to MorbidTheClown
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yeah, you do have to wonder how many times this has happened before they needed a warning.
The female gopnik is an interesting specimen.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:30 am to MorbidTheClown
If Hope Beel is good with it, I’m good with it.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:34 am to arseinclarse
Freezer burn
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:35 am to arseinclarse
Dear Dr, just put a condom on the popsicle before inserting.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:36 am to arseinclarse
On a side note, dont stick pop rocks in your pee-hole either.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:37 am to Breauxsif
I prefer Upton.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:38 am to arseinclarse
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delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damge.
I find this hard to believe. It'll stretch a mile before it busts.
Posted on 7/26/19 at 10:40 am to arseinclarse
Even though some look like a wagon wheel going through a mud hole, these little love honey holes are indestructible
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