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re: Domesticated Nutria Rat? Update: She confessed! Xmas card pic in OP

Posted on 12/24/16 at 7:23 am to
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18281 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 7:23 am to
Yep. Over 30 years ago I knew a guy who had a pet nutria. His name was Hank. Followed us around like a dog.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20363 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 7:24 am to
Great thread!
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16251 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 7:29 am to
You have reconciled my entire 2016 with this thread.
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47155 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:06 am to
I just sent these pics to my dad and he said it looks and seems more like a Muskrat than a Nutria.... Is that possible?

Either way it does nothing to take away from how cool this story is.
Posted by Boxcar
Richmond VA
Member since Mar 2016
900 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:14 am to
Best thread all year!
Merry Christmas Baw's
Posted by Knocksville
The Holler
Member since Jul 2014
1152 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:23 am to
I'll donate to the OT Go Fund Me. We've got to get that thing a cage and plastic pond so your sister can keep it.

Also, OP, that thing will reach sexual maturity within five to nine months. If she does keep it, may want to get that thing neutered and make sure it has its shots.
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 8:27 am
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:36 am to
This is TigerOnTheMountain's post from 10:56 last night:

OP, I will buy your sister a chicken coop and plastic pond right now. Anything I can do to help and ensure this story has a happy ending.


Before this is all over with, this baby nutria (or muskrat) is going to end up with a "habitat" almost as nice as Mike's! This story cracks me up. The smart move is for the OP's sister to confess to her parents, but her hiding this thing for over month is what really makes it funny.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67409 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:49 am to
Thread of the year. What a great story.

Rarely does OP come through and deliver like this. This thread was all that I imagined, and more

ETA: I will put up money for a habitat as well.
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 9:00 am
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 8:55 am to
Knowing this story makes 2016 worth it!!! I hope she can keep her new pet and it's safe for her to do so. Just too precious, this story. Maybe big brother could give her a cage for her pet???
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10749 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:01 am to
quote:

just sent these pics to my dad and he said it looks and seems more like a Muskrat than a Nutria.... Is that possible?

Someone else suggested that so I think it is definitely possible. Im not sure how you differentiate other than the tail. I will have to look more closely, I think I'm scheduled to meet Tanden tomorrow morning
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Member since Nov 2011
35752 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Im not sure how you differentiate other than the tail. I will have to look more closely, I think I'm scheduled to meet Tanden tomorrow morning


Nutria teeth are bright orange. Muskrat teeth are normally light orange to yellow.


ETA; RA'd for sticky. This thread needs to stay up top.
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 9:07 am
Posted by HideChaKidz
Member since Oct 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:09 am to
I love this thread so much.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:11 am to
I guess your sister isn't the only one to rear a nutria

Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36216 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:12 am to
This story needs to make the local news. Make it happen. 100% serious.

Also, you and your sister need to write a children's book about this with a Louisiana Christmas theme. Profit.
51% serious .
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 9:14 am
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10749 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:19 am to
Well we have an update folks! Stepmom she texted me:
"So the big secret is out omg"
along with a video of her feeding it a potato chip. haha she isn't even mad!! I told y'all this really isn't surprising for my sister.

I ask her if my sister told her. Her reply "Um yes she did! Mom I have your Xmas present and then she confessed and I swear she was about to cry" Man she is smart! Confesses on Xmas eve morning and brings out the waterworks


She sent me this picture as well and said "oh what a Christmas card"
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 11:47 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68368 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:20 am to
I wonder if someone could fashion the little guy a top hat. If he had a top hat I bet it would soften the blow when the parents inevitably find out about Tanden.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
88786 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:23 am to
Obviously nutria are rodents and they are actually very smart. She can train it if she wants to keep it, but fully grown it will always be a potential threat to bite her.

Not to mention it will have a strong reproductive urge so it will probably try to run away. She can take it to the vet and get it neutered I suppose
Posted by GeauxDouble
GA
Member since Feb 2013
322 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:23 am to
Will she let her keep it? I love this story!
Posted by Saint5446
Member since Jan 2014
855 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:29 am to
This is one of the best threads I've ever read.
Posted by TiGeRTeRRoR
Member since Nov 2003
19883 posts
Posted on 12/24/16 at 9:33 am to
stepmom sounds awesome.
This post was edited on 12/24/16 at 9:34 am
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