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re: Domestic dispute of the night

Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by Chromdome35
NW Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
6832 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:08 pm to
He's an LSU fan, they get a lot of posts due to their 5 post per second rants after LSU loses a football game.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39989 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:37 pm to
You should have just added “in bed” at the end and moved on.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook
The real wackos are the ones who get pissed b/c you cheated on her in a dream she had.
Posted by GeauxOCDP
Member since Jul 2015
1008 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

He's an LSU fan, they get a lot of posts due to their 5 post per second rants after LSU doesn't score on the first play from scrimmage.


FIFY
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9637 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:53 am to
She actually monitored my Facebook account (which I never use) and told me - to the minute - the last time I logged on - which I knew nothing about. It was a little surreal. She's a jealous woman. Everything seems fine - for now. If I disappear would someone come feed my dog?
This post was edited on 5/22/22 at 5:54 am
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39989 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

If I disappear would someone come feed my dog


I got bad news for you. If you disappear that dog probably does too. She sounds like she cooks a mean rabbit stew. Does she wear miniskirts while going commando by chance?
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123850 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch. She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me. I ignored it
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27084 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:23 pm to
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Wife


You can’t win, get used to it.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41327 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me.

Think about that - she put significance in a random piece of paper that she so happened to receive while eating.

If you’re not paying attention, you’re worse than her.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117686 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:28 pm to
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Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18616 posts
Posted on 5/22/22 at 5:37 pm to
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Right...they give the cookie with the check.

Not sure why you're lying here


He wasn't with her. Hence

quote:

Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98164 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:09 pm to
Part deux: I accidentally hit a possum and wasn't sufficiently remorseful.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13840 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:18 pm to
Beat that monkey up, son - shortens their memory.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 8:47 pm to
Let me guess what fortune cookie said:

He who ignores his wife’s fortune cookie, is certain to go without nookie.

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