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Domestic dispute of the night

Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:30 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98067 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:30 pm
Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch. She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me. I ignored it and asked what she ordered. FML.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9355 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:31 pm to
It’s allll important. All of it. Always.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53390 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:37 pm to
You should have faked a heart attack the second you realized you'd fricked up.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15717 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch. She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me. I ignored it and asked what she ordered. FML.


I’m more impressed with your post count than your story.

I feel like I’m on Tigerdroppings all day. I moved to Baton Rouge in 2011 and you’ve got fricking 70k more post than me.

Is Chicken padding y’all’s Stats?
This post was edited on 5/20/22 at 11:51 pm
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4207 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:51 pm to


Words to live by.
This post was edited on 7/7/22 at 9:15 pm
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9614 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:56 pm to
Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook - which I never even use -
Posted by TheGenyus
Member since May 2022
94 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 11:57 pm to
She'll remember this 50,000 years from now.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65559 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 12:02 am to

That's a red flag. Check hers while she asleep.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47709 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:13 am to
quote:

Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook - which I never even use


She’s accusing you of what she is actually doing. You know just like a democrat.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37383 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:20 am to
quote:

Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook

- which I never even use -


Do you trust her? If so, ok, but if not this sounds like projection.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53718 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:26 am to
This is a lie...nobody eats AT a Chinese place
Posted by SlickRickerz
Member since Oct 2018
2290 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 6:59 am to
Only fat, honey boo boo type people eat Chinese food. Get sushi next time, drink your sorrows away with some sake.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 7:15 am to
quote:

Wife ate at a Chinese place for lunch. She thought her fortune cookie was significant and read it to me. I ignored it and asked what she ordered. FML.


Right...they give the cookie with the check.

Not sure why you're lying here
Posted by Rekamyah
Ovadalevee
Member since Jun 2008
1866 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I’m more impressed with your post count than your story.


Yeah, I cyphered a little math here and indicates he has averaged 24 posts per day for he last 3 or 4 years. This guy (and his wife) HAVE to be living in his mom’s basement.
Posted by Papoo63
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jan 2022
175 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:31 pm to
Been Accused of the same, many times...Been over 10 years since my last post on Facebook...and it was for military info...Trust me ur situation will not end well...Best of Luck...
Posted by Pooturd
Knoxville
Member since Mar 2020
1258 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:33 pm to
I hope my distant descendants live in a world where evolution has done away with women’s vocal chords
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9355 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook - which I never even use -


She probably dreamed it. Just accept the fact that you did if that’s the case.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63129 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Well mine is upset bc she's thinks I'm cheating on her on Facebook - which I never even use -


Looks like you're getting a new cableN(wife's name) Facebook account.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I’m more impressed with your post count than your story.

Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18611 posts
Posted on 5/21/22 at 5:05 pm to
Now she's gonna shite in the bed
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