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re: DOJ rules Epstein did in fact kill himself

Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:54 am to
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8330 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:54 am to
Their literal conclusion is, “We don’t have evidence that Epstein was murdered… this lack of evidence is itself a separate type of evidence that he must have killed himself”.


Even IF it were true that Epstein committed suicide (and I think we all have a feeling on how unlikely that is), the fundamental failure of the DOJ to follow elementary principles of logic would is astoundingly stupid. I don’t think they are all astoundingly stupid people, which forces me to believe they are intentionally making this obvious logical fallacy. And if they are intentionally making this obvious logical fallacy, then we’re right back to where we began on day 1 with, “what are they hiding?”
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4780 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 9:57 am to
Drywall, Christmas ornaments and Jeffrey Epstein - name 3 things that don't just hang themselves.
Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
1641 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 10:20 am to
There’s a shocker.
Posted by boxersdrule
Member since Nov 2007
614 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 10:29 am to
I never noticed Hagen (Robert Duvall) toss something out of his hand right before the handshake in that gif. Was that anything of consequence? Asking because I love the Godfather Trilogy & curious if I missed something.

Oh, & Epstein didn't kill himself...
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72977 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 10:51 am to
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The fact it's 128 pages makes me think they're definitely trying to cover something up. Why, on earth, would it need to be that long?


Make it look long and exhaustive and it’s easy to baffle the masses with utter bullshite.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11214 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 10:51 am to
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They really think the people are complete fools And they are largely correct

Not really, they just no longer think the people are going to do anything about it so they arent even trying to pretend anymore.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50358 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 10:55 am to
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3 cameras that are pointed at his cell go out at the same time that two guards that are supposed to be checking on him every half hour both fall asleep and he turns up dead during all of this.

Nothing to see here.


DC establishment covering for the pedophiles. OT Moderates say this is OK since priests have fricked kids before.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11214 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 10:56 am to
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I don’t think they are all astoundingly stupid people, which forces me to believe they are intentionally making this obvious logical fallacy. And if they are intentionally making this obvious logical fallacy, then we’re right back to where we began on day 1 with, “what are they hiding?”

They began their report at a logical starting point intended to lead to the conclusion they desired.

If you completely exclude external factors obviously related to the circumstances surrounding the incident (video cameras turned off with no explanation, guards disappearing, etc) and only focus on a small subset of select data points you can ensure your “investigation” determines what you want it to.
Posted by ERBlueblood
Member since Mar 2023
92 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:09 pm to
Welp! Now we can move on that we finally know the truth….
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53854 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:12 pm to
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Department of Justice report has ruled.


Why would anyone with a brain expect anything different?
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8389 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:29 pm to
Fake News. Jeffry Epstein was under federal custody in a maximum security prison. He was under 24 hour surveillance. Honestly, didn't we all suspect Epstein was 'dead man walking'? Despite all that security, we learn there is a gap in the video during the period he committed suicide. Furthermore, the guards assigned to check on him mysteriously failed to check on him at precisely the time he 'supposedly' committed suicide.

If you believe anything this government tells you, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.

Lying, cheating, murder, and other assorted nefarious activities are now standard operating policy within this DOJ / FBI / CIA Cabal.

Trump 2024 - They're really after you and me, Donald Trump is in the way.
This post was edited on 6/27/23 at 7:00 pm
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12542 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:35 pm to
he must have strangled himself with his bare hands. He was a very strong person
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13389 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:41 pm to
Kinda like when the FBI does an internal investigation and finds themselves not guilty.

FTW, get a fox to watch your henhouses.
Posted by tilthatday
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
871 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:45 pm to
It doesn’t take four years to investigate anything. Certainly not something as factually straightforward as this “suicide“. It may, however, take four years to cover up a murder. It is interesting, that absolutely none of the people whose negligence and dereliction of duty contributed to or allowed this “suicide“ were punished in anyway. Makes you wonder. maybe if they had gotten in trouble, they would have told a story different from the DOJ fairy tale? Naw….
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28476 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 6:47 pm to
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DOJ

Zero credibility.
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
3965 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 7:06 pm to
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DOJ rules Epstein did in fact kill himself


Well, I guess that settles it then.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20312 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10891 posts
Posted on 6/27/23 at 7:34 pm to
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A 128-page report released today by the Inspector General finds that staff shortages, inadequate surveillance cameras contributed to his death but the report cites inadequate surveillance cameras in the prison and staff shortages as among systemic problems within the Bureau of Prisons, but says there is 'no evidence' of foul play.


Proofread your ChatGPT Janet
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