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re: dog-pecker gnats are terrible at this time of year. What solution hath ye?

Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13710 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:15 pm to
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dog-pecker gnats
Posted by Cajun75
Member since Mar 2022
813 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:29 pm to
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I've both lived in Louisiana and owned dogs almost my entire life (I'm in my 50's) and I've never heard of this?


Wow, you mean to tell me you've never seen a dog sleeping or lying on its side in the middle of summer with a swarm of gnats circling his member? We call 'em DPGs for short, LOL.
This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 2:00 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27726 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:30 pm to
Rub some saliva on it with your lips.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32022 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:31 pm to

I'm pissing myself laughing at this pic...

Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30029 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:35 pm to
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Don't currently have a dog, just the term of endearment I've given those nasty pests. Asking more for human consumption when they're constantly buzzing your face while outdoors in this heat.


I think your face smelling like dog pecker should be a higher priority than concern about gnats. However, fixing the one may indeed solve the other.
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2760 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:37 pm to
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Wow, you mean to tell me you've never seen a dog sleeping or lying on its side in the middle of summer with a swarm of gnats circling his member?


Nope. Exactly how close do you have to get to see the gnats. At what point do you tell yourself "I'm too close to my dogs junk"?
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2866 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:41 pm to
Leave your dog’s pecker alone and the problem is solved.
Posted by Local 53 tiger
Walker la
Member since May 2018
73 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:47 pm to
We use vanilla extract mixed with rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle works great
Posted by Drewco
Member since Jan 2020
170 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 1:48 pm to
My pops called them the same thing.
Posted by Camijoe
Member since May 2024
454 posts
Posted on 9/24/24 at 9:26 pm to
Call Lindsey Graham. I'm sure he can get a handle on it.
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