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re: Does your wife have a preferred shaped "member"? Does it reflect yours or a past lover?

Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:21 pm to
Oliver Queen shaped weiner's FTW
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Does your wife have a preferred shaped "member"?



I hope so.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12935 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:29 pm to
Just hard


Anyone's in the room at that time
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 9:39 pm to

Doing some late night math ?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 10:14 pm to
This board is going down a weird road tonight...
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7820 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 11:34 pm to
I've been married for 13 years.

I've never asked if my wife's preferred cock shape is mine.

Probably why I've been married for 13 years.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 11:40 pm to
I think most of us prefer penis shaped.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 7/11/17 at 11:44 pm to
My wife likes members shaped like balls. A shaft of balls on top of a sack of balls.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:18 am to
quote:

think most of us prefer penis shaped.



I shouldn't open up on the internet like this, but I've had a few drinks, so what the hell. I've actually had multiple women tell me they don't like mine. It hurts me everytime they say it. I mean that's a brutal thing to say to a guy.

Have you ever said that to someone's face?

Maybe you can tell me why?

I've measured. Mine is 3.07 inches long and a 5.23 inch diameter for girth. Think a shorter fatter coke can. Also, it doesn't come to a point. It's just a hole at the end of a cylinder. Like a coke can. And it never really gets hard. It just kind of gets lumpy. Usually after a good 30 minutes of fisting I can sort of pathetically wobble and mush it into a loose droopy opening for a few seconds.

Sound good to you?
This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 12:32 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17206 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:28 am to
Member. Who calls it that anymore ?
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:00 am to
Your posting lately is like some sick cry for help.

Get your shite together man.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:14 am to
Your wife told me she likes them long, thick, and veiny.









That's why I only banged her once.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:34 am to
Yeah...about 6" and drives her wild,100 dollar bill.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 4:52 am to
Do you beat off to her whore stories or does she not allow that?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22459 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 4:55 am to
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