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re: Does your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend come in the bathroom while you are pooping

Posted on 9/15/16 at 11:48 am to
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 11:48 am to
Mine knows if she ever pulls this shite, one of us has to die.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:13 pm to
Yes, but she doesn't stay long.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68233 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Also, we've been together for 6+ years and I've never smelled her shite. She always goes in the guest room and is like a shite ninja. Never mentions it or anything and I never see her go in there. It's one of her best qualities


what a great woman
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:19 pm to
None shall enter my porcelain fortress of solitude.

None.
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
58274 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:33 pm to
When i'm up early on the weekends with my 2 year old, i leave the door open so i can hear him. After about a minute or 2 he usually strolls in there, says, "hey daddy", closes the door, then sits on his potty training toilet next to me. It's pretty funny, actually.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:34 pm to
no
Posted by IL Duce
Member since May 2009
241 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:48 pm to
No my wife knows better than that. My two old on the other hand doesn't give a shite and barges in and waves at me.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25323 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:54 pm to
nope. behind two locked doors and a 30-30 just in case someone knocks on first door. my kids learned early in life not to bother me in bathroom. one shot over their head and thru the door resolves the issue quickly.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

My wife comes in the bathroom every time I take a shite, drives me nuts.

Sometimes it will be her, my kid and the freaking dog all in there hamming it up.


That's comical. If anyone dares to speak to me across a closed door while doing my business, there damn well better be a national emergency.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102347 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:29 pm to
She can come in if she wants, hell she can see the results. Just sitting there on my iphone, whats the big deal.

She normally only comes in if she needs something though.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Does your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend come in the bathroom while you are pooping

My wife does not. However my girlfriend and boyfriend walk in and out of there like it's no big deal.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

My wife does not. However my girlfriend and boyfriend walk in and out of there like it's no big deal.


Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:48 pm to
touche.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:11 pm to
If my wife walks in while I'm sitting on the toilet she almost always asks, "what are you doing?" I usually give her a dumbass answer like "inventing a better mousetrap" and she will make some pewwee sound and walk it. Goes this way almost every time
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:43 pm to
Lock the door dumbass..
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27870 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:17 pm to
She has but doesn't anymore.

I did make two grown men hiss like cats in mid conversation once. They caught me on an NFL Sunday after a good Saturday. I was expelling my hangover.

You could tell by the hiss, that they could taste it a little bit.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 9/15/16 at 3:25 pm to
We have a separate toilet in a closet type room in the master bath room. So, only one can fit. Privacy please!
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