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re: Does your subdivision have a swingers outbreak?

Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by Klark Kent
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:23 pm to
apparently Owlie has already beat them all to the punch lol.

Nah, I got one of the few gone ones left in this world. What’s funny is, wifey is going to a teacher training conference this week in San Antonio (Mexico) and her bunk mate for the week is a full on bull dike. So strangely enough, the odds of her scissoring hairy gross snatch is higher than having a non-Klark set of balls in her face

Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:23 pm to
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There aren't that many swingers.
Woodlands is chok full of em
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:23 pm to
The pineapples have to be upside down in order for it to be the correct signal
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:24 pm to
don’t paint your insecurities on me baw. I wined, dined, and services my woman for 2 minutes like a true OT’er would
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
3093 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:24 pm to
A high dollar neighborhood in the town I grew up in started a swingers club a few years ago that’s pretty rampant from what I’ve heard. A girl I know was seeing a divorce from there for awhile. Until she found out they split because his wife was banging some dude outside of swinger sanctioned events lol.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:24 pm to
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teacher

Is it high school? Remember what we were saying about young guys?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:25 pm to
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Woodlands is chok full of em


The spouses are individually cheating, not swinging.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56438 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:25 pm to
What is wrong with some of you.

You guys write like this is your fantasy. Not someone else's dream.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196350 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:25 pm to
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apparently Owlie has already beat them all to the punch lol.

we're very much in love
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74705 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:26 pm to
I’d disagree, but based on the sheer amount of teacher/student stories we see here on a weekly basis.....there’s always a chance ehh?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:27 pm to
I don’t understand why all you perverts just can’t cheat on your spouses the way god intended.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:27 pm to
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What is wrong with some of you.

You guys write like this is your fantasy. Not someone else's dream.


Settle down, Francis. We're just having a little fun at Klark's expense.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:27 pm to
Restrictions listed in HOA covenants disallows swingers, unless approved by the architecture control committee and are of OT7 and higher
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 3:29 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56438 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:28 pm to
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Settle down, Francis. We're just having a little fun at Klark's expense.

What you want us to believe..
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74705 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:30 pm to
Yeah Francis, plus what’s a better read on a boring arse Tuesday, than a “I contacted a lawyer” thread on the OT?
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 3:30 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196350 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:30 pm to
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The spouses are individually cheating, not swinging.

no Woodlands has a very well earned reputation

Thursday is swingers night at Market Square,, use to be Tommy Bahamas, now its the Steak House at the other end of the lawn

where poor mexicans families that dont live in the Woodlands lets their kids run around on the putting green


There are like 3 swinger clubs in the Spring/Woodlands area
Posted by Smart Post
Member since Feb 2018
3539 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:31 pm to
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What’s funny is, wifey is going to a teacher training conference this week in San Antonio (Mexico) and her bunk mate for the week is a full on bull dike. So strangely enough, the odds of her scissoring hairy gross snatch is higher than having a non-Klark set of balls in her face

Dyke: I'll be frank...

Wife: No, *I'll* be Frank.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74705 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:34 pm to
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we're very much in love


I’m totes down for a sugar daddy situation if it’s your bank account that takes the hit for the shopping sprees and vacations. Deal?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196350 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:36 pm to
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I’m totes down for a sugar daddy situation if it’s your bank account that takes the hit for the shopping sprees and vacations. Deal?
after all you've raised my kid





no




you know its all in good fun












the fricking i mean


Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56438 posts
Posted on 7/21/19 at 3:36 pm to
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I’m totes down for a sugar daddy situation if it’s your bank account that takes the hit for the shopping sprees and vacations. Deal?

I tell the ole lady the same thing.
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