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re: Does your subdivision have a swingers outbreak?
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:03 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:03 pm to OWLFAN86
My old neighborhood in Dallas wasn't full blown swingers, just a bunch of couples with kids that graduated and moved out that likes to get drunk and naked together.
I mean... Nevermind. They fricked.
I mean... Nevermind. They fricked.
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Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:11 pm to WestlakeTiger
Considering my gf and I live in the gayborhood, a pineapple isn’t the only fruity shite going on in this area.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:16 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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I’m confused as frick
Same here, but I found this article:
Secret Signs Your Neighbor May be a Swinger
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Bizarrely, the website identifies pineapples as another swinger signal – in the form of a door knocker.
They may look sweet and innocent, but it turns out garden gnomes are a likely indicator that the resident is into swinging.
The claim is also backed up by a Reddit thread, which also suggests that pink flamingos on the lawn is a tell-tale sign
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:27 pm to Klark Kent
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Collette’s
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Is that the name of the joint in my neck of the woods?
Collette’s is in New Orleans.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:29 pm to Corkfather
quote:its franchised like subway , but the roast beef is messier
Collette’s is in New Orleans.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:33 pm to OWLFAN86
Squirrel Creek Lodge, CO
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:43 pm to LSU Coyote
Not mine, but there is one that is known for swingers who used to have pineapples all over the damn place until a mom of one of the girls found out and went fkn ballistic.
Now they have a baseball cutouts in their yards saying "let's play ball"
Now they have a baseball cutouts in their yards saying "let's play ball"
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:46 pm to Klark Kent
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“Why so you can live your MILF fantasy, why I have to service some old frick and his saggy balls. Hard pass”
Sounds like she could be convinced to try it.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:48 pm to blueridgeTiger
Yikes. My new house has that same door knocker. That’s definitely coming down.
I thought Pineapples meant “welcome” until this thread.
I thought Pineapples meant “welcome” until this thread.
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:51 pm to dewster
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That’s definitely coming down
You better, or this will be knocking on your door
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:52 pm to dewster
You better break out the black light too. Probably had tons of sex parties in your new house
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:53 pm to dewster
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I thought Pineapples meant “welcome” until this thread.
Oh, they do.. VERY Welcome
Had a co-worker come back from a cruise, she told me she had a pineapple swimsuit on and was approached by a couple from Baton Rouge. She said she didn't think much of the husbands over the top kindness at first because the wife was right there, then later the wife approached her by herself telling her how cute the hubby thought she was.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:56 pm to dewster
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I’ll add a new door knocker to the next Home Depot run.
Don't forget the red mulch
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:56 pm to Klark Kent
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strangely enough they just opened a swingers club about 3 miles from our house in Spring/The Woodlands here in Tejas. Sarcastically, I asked wifey if she was interested in checking it out. With a quick eye roll, she responded: “Why so you can live your MILF fantasy, why I have to service some old frick and his saggy balls. Hard pass”
She can service these old balls. Ill let you watch.
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:58 pm to dbuchanon
I have these....can’t wait to start hitting on wives
Posted on 7/21/19 at 8:58 pm to yellowfin
This thread is making me question everything I know about the tv show Psych.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:01 pm to Corkfather
There are multiple locations. NOLA is a better set up imo
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:02 pm to yellowfin
LOL, I tell my wife all the time I want a pair with a big arse pineapple right over the front of the unit area.
Posted on 7/21/19 at 9:31 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
My neighbors have an LSU garden gnome. That’s a swinger sign right?
This article has to be bullshite.
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Another sign is that your neighbor will never open their garage door until they’re in the car with the doors closed, according to a Reddit thread.
This article has to be bullshite.
This post was edited on 7/21/19 at 9:37 pm
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