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re: Does this ancient Egyptian manuscript show a UFO landing on the Sphinx?
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:23 pm to DawgfaninCa
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:23 pm to DawgfaninCa
I don't remember the Sphinx at the first Thanksgiving...
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Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:28 pm to kingbob
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I don't remember the Sphinx at the first Thanksgiving...
Does this prove that the ancient Egyptians were time travelers?
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:31 pm to DawgfaninCa
What about the theory that sub-Saharan Africans built the pyramids?
I used to laugh at the idea that sub-Saharan blacks, who never invented the wheel or written language, built the pyramids. I still laugh at that idea. But I have been laughing ever so slightly less hard ever since I learned a little known fact about the Egyptians a week ago.
If you can believe it or not, Egyptians could never figure out how to invent the wheel. Yes, Egyptians actually were too stupid to invent the wheel, just like sub-Saharan Africans.
Europe, Middle East and Europe all had the wheel by 4500 BC. In 1500 BC, the Saudi Arabian Hyskos had to explain to Egypt what the wheel was, because the Egyptians were too stupid to have invented the wheel by that point. Or even copy a very simple machine that their neighbors had been using for the previous 3000 years.
The pyramids almost all predate the presence of the wheel in Egypt. Historians are pretty much clueless about how the Egyptians transported the building materials for the pyramids. The main theory is that the Egyptians used a sled-yes, a sled in the desert- to transport the materials.
Maybe the alien theories need to be taken more seriously, since we can't explain how the wheelless Egyptians would have moved their building materials. Can't say that the idea of UFOs creating pyramids is that much more unrealistic than the idea of people dragging extremely heavy materials hundreds of miles by sled in a desert.
I used to laugh at the idea that sub-Saharan blacks, who never invented the wheel or written language, built the pyramids. I still laugh at that idea. But I have been laughing ever so slightly less hard ever since I learned a little known fact about the Egyptians a week ago.
If you can believe it or not, Egyptians could never figure out how to invent the wheel. Yes, Egyptians actually were too stupid to invent the wheel, just like sub-Saharan Africans.
Europe, Middle East and Europe all had the wheel by 4500 BC. In 1500 BC, the Saudi Arabian Hyskos had to explain to Egypt what the wheel was, because the Egyptians were too stupid to have invented the wheel by that point. Or even copy a very simple machine that their neighbors had been using for the previous 3000 years.
The pyramids almost all predate the presence of the wheel in Egypt. Historians are pretty much clueless about how the Egyptians transported the building materials for the pyramids. The main theory is that the Egyptians used a sled-yes, a sled in the desert- to transport the materials.
Maybe the alien theories need to be taken more seriously, since we can't explain how the wheelless Egyptians would have moved their building materials. Can't say that the idea of UFOs creating pyramids is that much more unrealistic than the idea of people dragging extremely heavy materials hundreds of miles by sled in a desert.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:35 pm to OWLFAN86
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and not one mention of the big hairy vagina right in the middle of the pic
The ancient Egyptians were obviously using a female body with many stars on it to represent the Milky Way Galaxy and a huge hairy black vagina to represent that the Milky Way Galaxy has a huge black hole in the center of it.
BTW, we just discovered that there is a huge black hole 100,000 times more massive than our sun in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.
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Scientists believe they have discovered a huge black hole near the center of the Milky Way hiding within a massive cloud of molecular gas. With an estimated mass of around 100,000 times that of our sun, they believe it could be a special type of black hole that has long been hypothesized but never officially identified.
Intermediate-mass black holes (IMBHs) are considered the missing link in the evolution of the cosmic objects and could help explain how supermassive black holes are formed. However, no direct evidence of an IMBH has ever been found.
In a study published in Nature Astronomy, scientists led by Tomoharu Oka from Keio University, Japan, announced a new candidate for an IMBH. They found a “peculiar” molecular cloud sitting near the center of the Milky Way which displayed some highly unusual properties not seen in similar structures—properties that could be explained by a “gravitational kick” caused by an “invisible compact object with a mass of about 105 solar masses.”
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:42 pm to DawgfaninCa
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The ancient Egyptians were obviously using a female body with many stars on it to represent the Milky Way Galaxy and a huge hairy black vagina to represent that the Milky Way Galaxy has a huge black hole in the center of it.
I just smoked which makes this assertion hilarious.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 9:59 pm to beerJeep
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The ancient Egyptians were obviously using a female body with many stars on it to represent the Milky Way Galaxy and a huge hairy black vagina to represent that the Milky Way Galaxy has a huge black hole in the center of it.
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I just smoked which makes this assertion hilarious.
The question now is how did the ancient Egyptians know thousands of years ago that there was a huge black hole in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy when we have just discovered it now?
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:14 pm to DawgfaninCa
quote:your mom
The question now is how did the ancient Egyptians know thousands of years ago that there was a huge black hole in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy when we have just discovered it now?
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:19 pm to DawgfaninCa
I'm gonna go with its just some random slut from a whore house who had a bush and star tats all over her body. Her bj skills were so on point, she's still being talked about today.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 10:46 pm to DawgfaninCa
Of course the Egyptians had no idea that there was a black hole in the middle of the galaxy.
The only people who will insist Egyptians had that much astronomy knowledge are Afrocentrists. The same people who insist that great Greek architecture like the Parthenon was remotely influenced by some ugly cone shaped African tombs, better known as pyramids. The same people who insist that the Egyptians actually had a contribution to science other than embalming mummies. The same people who insist Egyptians had a single contribution to literature other than the Book of the Dead. The same people who insist that the Egyptians had any contributions to math, other than possibly calculating the volume of their pyramids. The same people who act like the Egyptians had any contributions to philosophy, other than raising the question of why people would waste 20 years building something as useless as a pyramid. The same people who insist that Egyptians actually acquired any knowledge that hadn't already been acquired from Mesopotamians. The same people who act like Egyptians were remotely on par with the great civilizations of Mesopotamia, India, China, Greece or Rome. The same people who act like Egyptians made a single contribution to society, other than their fricking tombs.
And the same people who insist that Egyptians were black just because they were African.
The only people who will insist Egyptians had that much astronomy knowledge are Afrocentrists. The same people who insist that great Greek architecture like the Parthenon was remotely influenced by some ugly cone shaped African tombs, better known as pyramids. The same people who insist that the Egyptians actually had a contribution to science other than embalming mummies. The same people who insist Egyptians had a single contribution to literature other than the Book of the Dead. The same people who insist that the Egyptians had any contributions to math, other than possibly calculating the volume of their pyramids. The same people who act like the Egyptians had any contributions to philosophy, other than raising the question of why people would waste 20 years building something as useless as a pyramid. The same people who insist that Egyptians actually acquired any knowledge that hadn't already been acquired from Mesopotamians. The same people who act like Egyptians were remotely on par with the great civilizations of Mesopotamia, India, China, Greece or Rome. The same people who act like Egyptians made a single contribution to society, other than their fricking tombs.
And the same people who insist that Egyptians were black just because they were African.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:08 am to UGAdawg2
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Of course the Egyptians had no idea that there was a black hole in the middle of the galaxy.
Of course I was just joking when I said because ancient Egyptians drew stars on a female body to represent the sky above them, that was proof the ancient Egyptians knew there was a huge black hole in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy.
You've made some very good points about the limits of the ancient Egyptians' knowledge of astronomy, math, science, philosophy, etc. which indicate they weren't as highly advanced a civilization as some people would like us to believe.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:12 am to NYCAuburn
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I am more interested in the Egyptian bird people in the drawing.
IWNHI
And that's obviously a big green egg smoker. You can see the heat radiating off of it.
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 10:13 am
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:15 am to upgrayedd
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That's a turkey
Proof that the Egyptians travelled to North America!!!!
Brilliant!!
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:23 am to UGAdawg2
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the Saudi Arabian Hyskos had to explain to Egypt what the wheel was, because the Egyptians were too stupid to have invented the wheel by that point
I always thought it was fascinating that the Aztecs used the wheel for children's toys but not for transport. No one ever said, "Hey, you know what that would good for?"
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:27 am to DawgfaninCa
Posted on 9/8/17 at 10:29 am to DawgfaninCa
i see a chief with full head dress with a woman's butt in the air as she goes down on the chief.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 11:08 am to DawgfaninCa
Quit watching Ancient Aliens. All bullshite dontchaknow.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 11:52 am to upgrayedd
Here comes the sun.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:02 pm to NYCAuburn
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I am more interested in the Egyptian bird people in the drawing
Right? I think it's safe to say they took some liberties with their artwork.
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:11 pm to DawgfaninCa
That's he view from behind the Sphinx as the sun rises. That black is the back of the head
Posted on 9/8/17 at 12:34 pm to DawgfaninCa
that's a cannabis leaf
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