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re: Does everyone really wash their hands after the pee?

Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
7841 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:15 pm to
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Public restrooms 90% of the time

Wash both hands bc you grabbed the loose skin on your Dick with your finger and thumb?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9497 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:16 pm to
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Why don't you just wipe your butt so this doesn't happen?


No matter how much you wipe, there are still poop particles around your butthole unless you have just showered and you have not pooped or farted since that shower.

It blows my mind how people actually think they’re clean after wiping themselves with toilet paper or wet wipes. A bidet will get you cleaner but still not as much as a shower would.
This post was edited on 6/14/24 at 5:17 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71030 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

How many times have you had covid? And do you still wear a mask?

Zero. And no.

Now, I've gotta knock on wood.
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
7841 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:18 pm to
What do y’all hand washing queers do when you piss outside? Lick your fingers?
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
7841 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

It blows my mind how people actually think they’re clean after wiping themselves with toilet paper or wet wipes. A bidet will get you cleaner but still not as much as a shower would


Always shower after a messy dump
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8053 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Lick your fingers?


Tastes like Ritz crackers
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2794 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:28 pm to
Week…year what’s the difference
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16906 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:34 pm to
This thread is horrifying. Some of y'all are disgusting motherfrickers.

Wash your hands. Quit acting like you're 3 years old.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6082 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:38 pm to
My johnson is the cleanest thing in a public restroom. I ain't touching nothing in there.
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
7841 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:39 pm to
Too many of you pussies have never worked construction.
Where am I supposed to wash my hands after taking a rotten beer dump in a 120° plastic box that smells like satans gooch?
Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7941 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:40 pm to
I wash my hands

If I get piss or shite on them.

Carlin is the GOAT
Posted by Worldly Bum
Member since Jun 2024
223 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:41 pm to
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Btw, urine is more sterile than the saliva in your mouth. There's probably 10x more germs on your face as well


That's why whores will let you pee in their mouth but not kiss them.
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
7841 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:41 pm to
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My johnson is the cleanest thing in a public restroom. I ain't touching nothing in there.

Kick the flush handle brother. Amen.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31199 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:42 pm to
Hell nah. Only if there's somebody else in the restroom too
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
7841 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:43 pm to
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That's why whores will let you pee in their mouth but not kiss them.

Plus you have to pee in a girls butt to get them pregnant so how is everyone born?
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24319 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:44 pm to
A Number ONE?

In a public bathroom - absolutely. In my house? Nah.

Number 2's get handwashing always though.
Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85191 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 5:59 pm to
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What do y’all hand washing queers do when you piss outside? Lick your fingers?



I’m usually doing shite outside so I wash up after coming in.

Do you only wash your hands the one time you shower a week?


Posted by Krane
Member since Oct 2017
1471 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 6:01 pm to
Wait we’re supposed to shower every week
Posted by 87PurpleandGold
Arkansas
Member since Sep 2016
808 posts
Posted on 6/14/24 at 6:03 pm to
Yes. Always.
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