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re: Does everyone really wash their hands after the pee?
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:19 pm to patchesohoulihan_007
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:19 pm to patchesohoulihan_007
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The old lady puts it in her mouth twice a week
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Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:19 pm to Worldly Bum
Nobody wants to touch your ole sweaty dick hands and especially things your sweaty dick hands touch.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:19 pm to bakersman
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Nobody wants to touch your ole sweaty dick hands and especially things your sweaty dick hands touch
Your mom doesn't mind
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:22 pm to Worldly Bum
I wash my hands before I pee because my weenie is cleaner than my hands and a dirty door handle. 
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:23 pm to Worldly Bum
I've seen doctors in the hospital bathroom straight roll up out without washing their hands
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:23 pm to bakersman
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Nobody wants to touch your ole sweaty dick hands and especially things your sweaty dick hands touch.
People like Ole sweaty dick hands are why I wipe down my shopping cart.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:24 pm to Worldly Bum
You probably don’t wash after pooping either. Both your parents should be kicked in the crotch because you weren’t raised right.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:25 pm to WaydownSouth
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I've seen doctors in the hospital bathroom straight roll up out without washing their hands
You know orderlies wear scrubs too, right?
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:25 pm to TexasTiger89
Nah I wash my hands after I go poo poo. I'm not some uncivilized animal.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:27 pm to Oates Mustache
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Unless your dick unzips your pants, opens the pee hole all by itself
What if I drop my pants to my ankles and my weewee is already perfectly aimed into the urinal on its own? In this scenario my hands would be holding my shirt up to my neck to avoid splatter.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:29 pm to Worldly Bum
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I think the hand soap lobby is behind all this handwashing nonsense.
Maybe. But I still wash my hands
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:29 pm to Oates Mustache
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Your dick contains bacteria on it that can make you and others sick.
So every woman who sucks dick should be sick then right?
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:30 pm to Worldly Bum
So your hands are dirty… and you know this. So logic says you should go ahead and wash them anyways. And the sink is right there.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:33 pm to Worldly Bum
I had a friend that was a medical examiner in BR and was testifying in a case downtown as to the cause of death of someone some years ago. It must have been something racial because Jesse Jackson was in town. The Dr. said he was in the bathroom peeing and Jesse Jackson came out the stall after taking a shite and proceeded to walk out without washing his hands. He's a nasty man.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:34 pm to Worldly Bum
Of course. We're not trashy.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:35 pm to Worldly Bum
Yup
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:35 pm to Worldly Bum
No one wants your dick germs.
Also, those areas of your body build up bacteria. Same with your armpits. Plus y’all are also shitting and using TP like heathens everyday.
Wash your damn hands.
Also, those areas of your body build up bacteria. Same with your armpits. Plus y’all are also shitting and using TP like heathens everyday.
Wash your damn hands.
This post was edited on 6/14/24 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:37 pm to Worldly Bum
This may blow your mind, but sometimes I even wash my hands before I take a piss. I don't want to dirty up my clean dick with my dirty hands.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:37 pm to REB BEER
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I had a friend that was a medical examiner in BR and was testifying in a case downtown as to the cause of death of someone some years ago. It must have been something racial because Jesse Jackson was in town. The Dr. said he was in the bathroom peeing and Jesse Jackson came out the stall after taking a shite and proceeded to walk out without washing his hands. He's a nasty man.
None of this is true
Posted on 6/14/24 at 4:39 pm to dgnx6
I like seeing people wash their hands then grab the same door handle non washers use to leave.
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